Why I "hate" Kruger

[Malealea]

@ Wactazz,

I feel sorry for your feelings. BUT if you in KNP or close to it you have to get used to it. It will be nature.

What I really dislikje is the fackt that you give a warning by removement "...I am a good hacker..." You really think that SAN Parks can´´t deal with it????? they can if they like to.

You sound very depressiv you should search for help. I´m serios maybe it will help. The question you have to answer is: What do you want really? I can´´t understand your complain. Working with tourist is difficult No doubt. But there are Jobs which are worser. Or people who feel even worser e.g. people which suffer from any deasease you can think of. Keepm it in my it will help you.

[Snow Zee]

Sterkte WT...

[brian schrenk]

Wacked-One

This is a wake-up call !!! Listen to Malealea

[brian schrenk]

I agree with Malealea - Wacktazz needs professional help...

I will be having a therapy session with Wacktazz later today, in the hope of re-orientating his outlook on life and a mis-spent youth.

a) He will be forced to dust all the Golden Orb cobwebs from the trees on the hi-way between Skukuza and Lower Sabie
b) Lake Panic will be swept & vacuumed before gate closing today
c) While I and a small group of his remaining friends (if any) marinate a few blocks of ice in a good Cape Brandy, he will be set the task of removing a years accumilation of *** dung from his back garden.
d) In the early hours of the morning, between 02:00 and 04:00 he needs to starch and iron the wings of the Maribu Stork congregation gathered on his homes roof (they need to look their best for the soccer undertaking duties)

Not only will this bring him to new insights but he has been neglecting a few domestic chores for too long now.

[Wild Dreamer]

[bert]

Welcome back Wacktazz

[Patto]

@ Malealea,

I think you will find that wacktazz's comments were said sarcastically, tongue in cheek in a way. Wacktazz's loves Kruger, and if you have met him (like I have) you will know that clearly. For him to make the decision to leave must have been incredibly difficult.

To Wacktazz, it is great to hear from you again. Sorry that you will be leaving soon, but at least you will still be reasonably close to your "home"... think of me living in PE and only getting the chance to go "home" once or twice a year

Enjoy the last little while there and please be on the look out for some more interesting Kruger stories and dont forget to share them here

Kind regards,

Pat

[Malealea]

@ pat,

you are right I don´t know him/her. But if somebody write something like that I´m alert. If it is sarcastic or not that is not a Joke anymore.

To say if someboday talking sarcastik or not is very difficult, because we are communicating by Indireckt Media. You got the point?

[Micetta]

@Malealea - If it is sarcastic it is a joke and Wacktazz is joking! If you had read some of the answers from the other mites, you would have understood this

[Malealea]

Hmm ok. probably you know him her, I don´t.

[Sprocky]

Malealea, I have met Wack, and one thing he loves is....talking.

Maybe he likes KNP to, this we must still learn. Keep talking Wack, we need to know how un-serious you are.

When you do drive out the gate for the last time as a resident, keep us in mind. We know where your heart is, so when I go in again I will keep you in mind.

[Malealea]

I got the point!!

He is a Joker (Word game)

[ndloti]

I am developing a only once previously experienced temporary aversion to Kruger due to being unable (due to work commitments) to keep to an imminently departing long standing excursion involving camping in the wilderness in 3 unfenced locations .
On top of this my WT brand of buffalo pasties have to be rationed to 1 per fortnight - I have only 4 left ...

[michel367]

I really feel for you Ndloti.

NOT!!!

[wacktazz]

eish...

Im sorry if i send out a wrong idea to anyone. Also that ive been out of touch with nature.
Thing is that now i have a really cool joa. Working 12 hrs per day and driving out of the park everyday. Unfortunately when i came back last night i got held up by this bloody lesser bushbaby, a whitetail mong6ose and 7 hippos. I wanted to post earlier but was held at gunpoint by my schrink or was it schrenk. Blooody idiot. I tried to clean my backyard but there was ellie dung also