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The All New Limericks Thread.

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Jazil » Thu May 25, 2017 8:40 am

Harry grunted,bellowed and yawned exposing his exquisite molars
And let off what can only be described as a less-than exquisite bolus
The stench could strip the hide of a crocodile
But further downstream meanwhile
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Thu May 25, 2017 8:32 pm

]Harry grunted,bellowed and yawned exposing his exquisite molars
And let off what can only be described as a less-than exquisite bolus
The stench could strip the hide of a crocodile
But further downstream meanwhile
Was a bus-load of high rollers
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Thu May 25, 2017 8:35 pm

That bus of high-rollers were high on life
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Fri May 26, 2017 3:16 am

That bus of high-rollers were high on life
Because they were all there without the wife :twisted:
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Fri May 26, 2017 4:47 am

That bus of high-rollers were high on life
Because they were all there without the wife :twisted:
They sang and shouted and hung out the windows
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