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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Wed Jan 18, 2017 10:59 am

The Marshall was a very large eagle
And had a nose beak the size of a beagle
But his voice was just puny
Which drove him a little bit loony
Because he was a mighty raptor and not at all feeble
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

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Christopher huge crocodile was sunning himself on Lake Panic's banks
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Delene D » Wed Jan 18, 2017 9:03 pm

Christopher huge crocodile was sunning himself on Lake Panic's banks
When suddenly Hercules the hippo started with his pranks

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Thu Jan 19, 2017 12:44 am

Christopher huge crocodile was sunning himself on Lake Panic's banks
When suddenly Hercules the hippo started with his pranks
"Come sit on my back," quoth the plump one
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Thu Jan 19, 2017 2:07 am

Welcome back OWN - long time no see


Christopher huge crocodile was sunning himself on Lake Panic's banks
When suddenly Hercules the hippo started with his pranks
"Come sit on my back," quoth the plump one
Chris retorted "not till the lotto I have won"
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Thu Jan 19, 2017 6:10 am

TP, it HAS been a while. Great to see you around too!

Christopher huge crocodile was sunning himself on Lake Panic's banks
When suddenly Hercules the hippo started with his pranks
"Come sit on my back," quoth the plump one
Chris retorted "not till the lotto I have won"
"In which case," said the hippo, thanks, but no thanks!"
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Thu Jan 19, 2017 6:11 am

But that croc known as Chris was not to be outdone
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Thu Jan 19, 2017 6:45 am

But that croc known as Chris was not to be outdone
So in circles around Hercules Hippo,he did begun to swum
"Nature is not a place to visit. It is home."- G.Snyder
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Fri Jan 20, 2017 1:15 am

But that croc known as Chris was not to be outdone
So in circles around Hercules Hippo,he did begun to swum
Hercules his teeth did gnash
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Fri Jan 20, 2017 4:51 am

But that croc known as Chris was not to be outdone
So in circles around Hercules Hippo,he did begun to swum
Hercules his teeth did gnash
He gave a great grunt and the water he he splashed
"Nature is not a place to visit. It is home."- G.Snyder
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Jazil » Fri Jan 20, 2017 4:26 pm

But that croc known as Chris was not to be outdone
So in circles around Hercules Hippo, he did begun to swum
Hercules his teeth did gnash
He gave a great grunt and the water he splashed
And Chris swam away as Hercules weighed a ton

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Meanwhile Harriet, Hercules's mate
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Delene D » Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:06 pm

Meanwhile Harriet, Hercules's mate
Was standing, waiting patiently at the garden gate :x

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Sat Jan 21, 2017 1:19 am

Meanwhile Harriet, Hercules's mate
Was standing, waiting patiently at the garden gate :x
She'd just purchased a super-sized water bed
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Stampajane » Sat Jan 21, 2017 7:12 am

Meanwhile Harriet, Hercules's mate
Was standing, waiting patiently at the garden gate :x
She'd just purchased a super-sized water bed
All thoughts of propriety had fled


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