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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Thu Feb 16, 2017 7:55 am

Olga Ostrich was out strutting her stuff
With her tail feathers all-a-fluff
She was on her way to Tshokwane for a drink of tea
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Jazil » Thu Feb 16, 2017 8:46 am

Olga Ostrich was out strutting her stuff
With her tail feathers all-a-fluff
She was on her way to Tshokwane for a drink of tea
When she stumbled and fell on her knee
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:27 am

Olga Ostrich was out strutting her stuff
With her tail feathers all-a-fluff
She was on her way to Tshokwane for a drink of tea
When she stumbled and fell on her knee
Which put her in a tempestuous huff
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:28 am

Now, have you ever seen an ostrich hopping?
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Fri Feb 17, 2017 3:12 am

Now, have you ever seen an ostrich hopping?
It resembles a bullfrog doing some bopping
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:50 am

Now, have you ever seen an ostrich hopping?
It resembles a bullfrog doing some bopping
But with a little less grace
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Jazil » Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:54 am

Now, have you ever seen an ostrich hopping?
It resembles a bullfrog doing some bopping
But with a little less grace
As they can fall on their face
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:08 pm

Now, have you ever seen an ostrich hopping?
It resembles a bullfrog doing some bopping
But with a little less grace
As they can fall on their face
And the whole dance routine ends up flopping
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:09 pm

Skollie the Skunk slunk through the bushes
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Sat Feb 18, 2017 2:40 am

Skollie the Skunk slunk through the bushes :lol:
That's what happens after too many douches :twisted:
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Sat Feb 18, 2017 4:08 am

Skollie the Skunk slunk through the bushes :lol:
That's what happens after too many douches :twisted:
He was ravenous for a rodent or two
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Sun Feb 19, 2017 12:07 am

Skollie the Skunk slunk through the bushes :lol:
That's what happens after too many douches :twisted:
He was ravenous for a rodent or two
But the pain bid his hunger adieu
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TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Mon Feb 20, 2017 1:16 pm

Skollie the Skunk slunk through the bushes :lol:
That's what happens after too many douches :twisted:
He was ravenous for a rodent or two
But the pain bid his hunger adieu
And he was suffering from severe hot flushes
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Mon Feb 20, 2017 1:17 pm

Lindy the Lioness lolled under a shady tree
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Tue Feb 21, 2017 1:36 am

Lindy the Lioness lolled under a shady tree
Until disturbed by an irritated bee
EVERYBODY'S TR!
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TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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