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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Thu Jul 06, 2017 7:33 am

Lucy was on her back with tongue a-lolling
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Thu Jul 06, 2017 9:38 am

Lucy was on her back with tongue a-lolling
And her eyes were sorta rolling
"Nature is not a place to visit. It is home."- G.Snyder
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Fri Jul 07, 2017 12:14 am

Lucy was on her back with tongue a-lolling
And her eyes were sorta rolling
She was all ready to hurl
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Fri Jul 07, 2017 12:36 am

Lucy was on her back with tongue a-lolling
And her eyes were sorta rolling
She was all ready to hurl
But decided to man up and not act like a weeny girl
"Nature is not a place to visit. It is home."- G.Snyder
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Fri Jul 07, 2017 2:24 am

Lucy was on her back with tongue a-lolling
And her eyes were sorta rolling
She was all ready to hurl
But decided to man up and not act like a weeny girl
So she put on her boots and went bowling
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Fri Jul 07, 2017 2:26 am

Far better than chugging could Lucy toss a bowling ball
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Fri Jul 07, 2017 3:00 am

Far better than chugging could Lucy toss a bowling ball
But, she tossed so hard she was pulled right through a wormhole
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Sat Jul 08, 2017 6:11 am

Far better than chugging could Lucy toss a bowling ball
But, she tossed so hard she was pulled right through a wormhole
Straight into a parallel universe
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Sun Jul 09, 2017 7:02 am

Far better than chugging could Lucy toss a bowling ball
But, she tossed so hard she was pulled right through a wormhole
Straight into a parallel universe
But bounced right back with a bump on her head she had to nurse
"Nature is not a place to visit. It is home."- G.Snyder
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Jazil » Tue Jul 11, 2017 8:59 am

Far better than chugging could Lucy toss a bowling ball
But, she tossed so hard she was pulled right through a wormhole
Straight into a parallel universe
But bounced right back with a bump on her head she had to nurse
Which of course she got because of the great fall.

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Now Lucy looked around to see who was near
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Tue Jul 11, 2017 4:11 pm

Now Lucy looked around to see who was near
And spotted Flighty Fish Eagle on top of a lead wood tree
"Nature is not a place to visit. It is home."- G.Snyder
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Fri Jul 14, 2017 8:00 am

Now Lucy looked around to see who was near
And spotted Flighty Fish Eagle flying over the Biyamati Weir
"Nature is not a place to visit. It is home."- G.Snyder
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Jazil » Sat Jul 15, 2017 9:12 am

Now Lucy looked around to see who was near
And spotted Flighty Fish Eagle flying over the Biyamati Weir
FFE was so high up in the sky
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Sat Jul 15, 2017 10:54 am

Now Lucy looked around to see who was near
And spotted Flighty Fish Eagle flying over the Biyamati Weir
FFE was so high up in the sky
"Hey there Flighty", ....Lucy roared,"come down here and have a beer and a pie"
"Nature is not a place to visit. It is home."- G.Snyder
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