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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Fri Aug 04, 2017 11:46 pm

Hodge the Hyena was so hungry and he smelt the pie
But Hodge had always been excessively shy
So he tentatively trotted towards that delicious smell
That emanated from a shady dell
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TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Sat Aug 05, 2017 6:17 am

Hodge the Hyena was so hungry and he smelt the pie
But Hodge had always been excessively shy
So he tentatively trotted towards that delicious smell
That emanated from a shady dell
He snatched a piece and a piece of roast beef on rye!
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Sat Aug 05, 2017 6:18 am

Zenobia the Zebra had her best hooves on
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Mon Aug 07, 2017 7:53 am

Zenobia the Zebra had her best hooves on
They were polished so much that they really shone
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Mon Aug 07, 2017 8:39 am

Zenobia the Zebra had her best hooves on
They were polished so much that they really shone
She wanted to practice the jitterbug next to the river road
"Nature is not a place to visit. It is home."- G.Snyder
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Jazil » Mon Aug 07, 2017 4:57 pm

Zenobia the Zebra had her best hooves on
They were polished so much that they really shone
She wanted to practice the jitterbug next to the river road
But oh dear, she suddenly spied, in her way, an enormous toad
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Tue Aug 08, 2017 7:18 am

Zenobia the Zebra had her best hooves on
They were polished so much that they really shone
She wanted to practice the jitterbug next to the river road
But oh dear, she suddenly spied, in her way, an enormous toad
But, as soon as she rapped those hooves on the tar, he was gone
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Tue Aug 08, 2017 7:20 am

Now, Zenobia was an obsessed aficionado of the jitterbug
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Delene D » Tue Aug 08, 2017 4:10 pm

Now, Zenobia was an obsessed aficionado of the jitterbug
She looked for a suitable partner, went over to him and gave him a hug

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Wed Aug 09, 2017 2:35 am

Now, Zenobia was an obsessed aficionado of the jitterbug
She looked for a suitable partner, went over to him and gave him a hug
And off they went in time to the swing
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Wed Aug 09, 2017 8:43 am

Now, Zenobia was an obsessed aficionado of the jitterbug
She looked for a suitable partner, went over to him and gave him a hug
And off they went in time to the swing
They danced so fast their stripes were glittering
"Nature is not a place to visit. It is home."- G.Snyder
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Thu Aug 17, 2017 9:20 am

Now, Zenobia was an obsessed aficionado of the jitterbug
She looked for a suitable partner, went over to him and gave him a hug
And off they went in time to the swing
They danced so fast their stripes were glittering
At the end they dined ice cold ales in a mug.
"Nature is not a place to visit. It is home."- G.Snyder
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Thu Aug 17, 2017 9:21 am

Chase The Cheetah was practicing for the big race
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