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The All New Limericks Thread.

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Fri Aug 18, 2017 12:56 pm

Chase The Cheetah was practicing for the big race
He knew he was so fast he could launch into outer space
So he ran past the waterhole and with a flying leap took off :shock:
His paw caught on a bush and he fell face first in the rough
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Delene D » Fri Aug 18, 2017 3:43 pm

Chase The Cheetah was practicing for the big race
He knew he was so fast he could launch into outer space
So he ran past the waterhole and with a flying leap took off :shock:
His paw caught on a bush and he fell face first in the rough
That put paid to Chase's space race chase :roll:



Martha the monkey was very upset

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Jazil » Sat Aug 19, 2017 9:33 am

Martha the monkey was very upset
She really did not want to be anyones pet
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Unread post by Timepilot » Mon Aug 21, 2017 4:52 am

Martha the monkey was very upset
She really did not want to be anyones pet
So she bit and she scratched
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Tue Aug 22, 2017 6:10 am

Martha the monkey was very upset
She really did not want to be anyones pet
So she bit and she scratched
Till finally she was free from the cage with its latch
"Nature is not a place to visit. It is home."- G.Snyder
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Delene D » Tue Aug 22, 2017 1:59 pm

Martha the monkey was very upset
She really did not want to be anyones pet
So she bit and she scratched
Till finally she was free from the cage with its latch
She hot footed it to Kruger where she lived happily on all the food she could get :lol:



Sydney spotted Martha in the distance

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Wed Aug 23, 2017 4:18 am

Sydney spotted Martha in the distance
And decided to check to she if she had any resistance
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Wed Aug 23, 2017 4:38 am

Sydney spotted Martha in the distance
And decided to check to she if she had any resistance
So he piled up a heap of Marula fruit
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Thu Aug 24, 2017 2:55 am

Sydney spotted Martha in the distance
And decided to check to she if she had any resistance
So he piled up a heap of Marula fruit
over to which, she did scoot
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Thu Aug 24, 2017 3:23 am

Sydney spotted Martha in the distance
And decided to check to she if she had any resistance
So he piled up a heap of Marula fruit
over to which, she did scoot
Martha soon was so drunk she could hardly utter a sentence! 8)
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Thu Aug 24, 2017 3:24 am

Bert the buffalo had an itchy nose
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