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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Sat Jun 17, 2017 10:25 pm

Then Rambo took his family far away
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Sun Jun 18, 2017 7:58 am

Then Rambo took his family far away
To a beautiful haven where they would not always be the prey
"Nature is not a place to visit. It is home."- G.Snyder
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Unread post by onewithnature » Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:01 am

Then Rambo took his family far away
To a beautiful haven where they would not always be the prey
There they swayed to the rhythm of the frogs
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Mon Jun 19, 2017 3:57 am

Then Rambo took his family far away
To a beautiful haven where they would not always be the prey
There they swayed to the rhythm of the frogs
While scratching their bottoms on some old logs
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Mon Jun 19, 2017 6:35 am

Then Rambo took his family far away
To a beautiful haven where they would not always be the prey
There they swayed to the rhythm of the frogs
While scratching their bottoms on some old logs :lol:
And leaving a strong reminder with spray
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Mon Jun 19, 2017 6:36 am

Soon Rambo thought this must be the Garden of Eden
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TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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Unread post by Timepilot » Mon Jun 19, 2017 10:13 am

Soon Rambo thought this must be the Garden of Eden
but he didn't realise he'd been transshipped to Sweden
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Tue Jun 20, 2017 12:54 am

Soon Rambo thought this must be the Garden of Eden
but he didn't realise he'd been transshipped to Sweden lovely word, TP :clap:
Now, the Swedes knew little about rhinos
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Tue Jun 20, 2017 2:31 am

Soon Rambo thought this must be the Garden of Eden
but he didn't realise he'd been transshipped to Sweden lovely word, TP :clap:
Now, the Swedes knew little about rhinos
So they sat down to drink a few espressos
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Unread post by onewithnature » Wed Jun 21, 2017 1:01 am

Soon Rambo thought this must be the Garden of Eden
but he didn't realise he'd been transshipped to Sweden
Now, the Swedes knew little about rhinos
So they sat down to drink a few espressos
And ordered some choice books to do some readin'
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Wed Jun 21, 2017 1:02 am

Soon Rambo had a fan club of headbangers and skinheads
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Wed Jun 21, 2017 4:28 am

Soon Rambo had a fan club of headbangers and skinheads :big_eyes: :big_eyes: :big_eyes:
Who Rambo realised could not be called a group of thoroughbreds
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Wed Jun 21, 2017 6:05 am

Soon Rambo had a fan club of headbangers and skinheads
Who Rambo realised could not be called a group of thoroughbreds
Nevertheless Rambo lifted his primary horn up high
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Wed Jun 21, 2017 6:36 am

Soon Rambo had a fan club of headbangers and skinheads
Who Rambo realised could not be called a group of thoroughbreds
Nevertheless Rambo lifted his primary horn up high
And addressed the motley crew,he could only try
"Nature is not a place to visit. It is home."- G.Snyder
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