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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Mon Jan 16, 2017 5:07 am

Zenobia the zebra was not impressed
In black and white she was tired of being dressed
So she hoofed it to the shop
"Nature is not a place to visit. It is home."- G.Snyder
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Mon Jan 16, 2017 7:54 am

Zenobia the zebra was not impressed
In black and white she was tired of being dressed
So she hoofed it to the shop
To look for a polka dot crop top
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Tue Jan 17, 2017 7:34 am

Zenobia the zebra was not impressed
In black and white she was tired of being dressed
So she hoofed it to the shop
To look for a polka dot crop top
And emerged later with yellow ribbons and green dots adorning her hooves,neck and chest
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Saul the Scopsie Owl hooted when he saw her
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Jazil » Tue Jan 17, 2017 8:40 am

Saul the Scopsie Owl hooted when he saw her
My gosh he said, you have got multicoloured fur
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Stampajane » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:26 am

Saul the Scopsie Owl hooted when he saw her
My gosh he said, you have got multicoloured fur
Camouflaged, you are not!

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by wildflowergirl » Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:01 am

Saul the Scopsie Owl hooted when he saw her
My gosh he said, you have got multicoloured fur
Camouflaged, you are not!
you will get shot!!!
You might get me out of the bush, but you won't get the bush out of me, it's deep in my heart

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:15 am

Saul the Scopsie Owl hooted when he saw her
My gosh he said, you have got multicoloured fur
Camouflaged, you are not!
you will get shot!!!
Not I, said she, cause I can run so fast I'm just a blur

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Saul was not at all impressed
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Stampajane » Tue Jan 17, 2017 3:25 pm

Saul was not at all impressed
For he was always immaculately dressed

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Tue Jan 17, 2017 3:38 pm

Saul was not at all impressed
For he was always immaculately dressed
So he flew off in a bit of a huff
"Nature is not a place to visit. It is home."- G.Snyder
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Wed Jan 18, 2017 1:28 am

Saul was not at all impressed
For he was always immaculately dressed
So he flew off in a bit of a huff
To do his beak with a powder puff
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Stampajane » Wed Jan 18, 2017 8:31 am

Saul was not at all impressed
For he was always immaculately dressed
So he flew off in a bit of a huff
To do his beak with a powder puff
And count all the ways he was blessed

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Stampajane » Wed Jan 18, 2017 8:32 am

The Marshall was a very large eagle

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Wed Jan 18, 2017 8:35 am

The Marshall was a very large eagle
And had a nose beak the size of a beagle
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Stampajane » Wed Jan 18, 2017 8:49 am

The Marshall was a very large eagle
And had a nose beak the size of a beagle
But his voice was just puny

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Wed Jan 18, 2017 10:27 am

The Marshall was a very large eagle
And had a nose beak the size of a beagle
But his voice was just puny
Which drove him a little bit loony
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881


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