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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Jazil » Thu May 25, 2017 8:40 am

Harry grunted,bellowed and yawned exposing his exquisite molars
And let off what can only be described as a less-than exquisite bolus
The stench could strip the hide of a crocodile
But further downstream meanwhile
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Thu May 25, 2017 8:32 pm

]Harry grunted,bellowed and yawned exposing his exquisite molars
And let off what can only be described as a less-than exquisite bolus
The stench could strip the hide of a crocodile
But further downstream meanwhile
Was a bus-load of high rollers
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TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Thu May 25, 2017 8:35 pm

That bus of high-rollers were high on life
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Fri May 26, 2017 3:16 am

That bus of high-rollers were high on life
Because they were all there without the wife :twisted:
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Fri May 26, 2017 4:47 am

That bus of high-rollers were high on life
Because they were all there without the wife :twisted:
They sang and shouted and were causing quite a ruckus
"Nature is not a place to visit. It is home."- G.Snyder
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Fri May 26, 2017 6:22 am

That bus of high-rollers were high on life
Because they were all there without the wife :lol:
They sang and shouted and were causing quite a ruckus
Toasting continuously to the Roman god, Bacchus
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Fri May 26, 2017 8:09 am

That bus of high-rollers were high on life
Because they were all there without the wife :lol:
They sang and shouted and were causing quite a ruckus
Toasting continuously to the Roman god, Bacchus
Knowing they wouldn't get any lip from the trouble and strife



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But this time Bacchus was up to his old tricks
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Sat May 27, 2017 12:37 am

But this time Bacchus was up to his old tricks
And, out of the window and in front of the lion, fell two of the saturated chicks :twisted:
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TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Sat May 27, 2017 6:55 am

But this time Bacchus was up to his old tricks
And, out of the window and in front of the lion, fell two of the saturated chicks :twisted:
Lester could smell that they reeked of booze
"Nature is not a place to visit. It is home."- G.Snyder
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Sun May 28, 2017 1:13 am

But this time Bacchus was up to his old tricks
And, out of the window and in front of the lion, fell two of the saturated chicks :twisted:
Lester could smell that they reeked of booze
And, really, all he wanted to do was snooze
EVERYBODY'S TR!
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TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Sun May 28, 2017 7:08 am

But this time Bacchus was up to his old tricks
And, out of the window and in front of the lion, fell two of the saturated chicks :twisted:
Lester could smell that they reeked of booze
And, really, all he wanted to do was snooze
Lester ignored them and went to sleep after a couple of grooming licks
"Nature is not a place to visit. It is home."- G.Snyder
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Sun May 28, 2017 7:12 am

Rover the Ranger arrived and confronted the inebriated women
"Nature is not a place to visit. It is home."- G.Snyder
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Mon May 29, 2017 1:06 am

(Rover! Really, Mischief? :lol: )

Rover the Ranger arrived and confronted the inebriated women
Demanding to know the whereabouts of their chaperone he-men
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Mon May 29, 2017 7:02 am

Rover the Ranger arrived and confronted the inebriated women
Demanding to know the whereabouts of their chaperone he-men
They were too far gone so Rover slapped on the handcuffs
"Nature is not a place to visit. It is home."- G.Snyder
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