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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Mon May 23, 2016 3:25 am

The hornbill cocked his head and cackled with laughter
But, because he was sozzled, it was two days after,
that his head thumped with a massive babbelas
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Mon May 23, 2016 6:44 am

The hornbill cocked his head and cackled with laughter
But, because he was sozzled, it was two days after,
that his head thumped with a massive babbelas :lol:
You should have heard that hornbill cuss!
EVERYBODY'S TR!
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TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Tue May 24, 2016 8:52 am

The hornbill cocked his head and cackled with laughter
But, because he was sozzled, it was two days after,
that his head thumped with a massive babbelas :lol:
You should have heard that hornbill cuss!
Just before he slipped into the hereafter!
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Tue May 24, 2016 8:53 am

The korhaan completely misjudged his height
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Delene D » Tue May 24, 2016 4:47 pm

The korhaan completely misjudged his height
When he decided to make a U turn in mid flight :redface:

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Stampajane » Tue May 24, 2016 9:29 pm

The korhaan completely misjudged his height
When he decided to make a U tuRun in mid flight :redface:
An embarrassing thump

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Wed May 25, 2016 12:55 am

The korhaan completely misjudged his height
When he decided to make a U tuRun in mid flight :redface:
An embarrassing thump
Left a large lump
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Wed May 25, 2016 1:22 am

The korhaan completely misjudged his height
When he decided to make a U tuRun in mid flight :redface:
An embarrassing thump
Left a large lump
And a terribly painful twelve-hour night
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Wed May 25, 2016 1:23 am

The baby ellie sat down stubbornly on his rear
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TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Wed May 25, 2016 5:51 am

The baby ellie sat down stubbornly on his rear
Because he'd drank a wee bit too much beer
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Stampajane » Wed May 25, 2016 9:23 pm

The baby ellie sat down stubbornly on his rear
Because he'd drank a wee bit too much beer
And his legs wouldn't work

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Thu May 26, 2016 12:12 am

The baby ellie sat down stubbornly on his rear
Because he'd drank a wee bit too much beer
And his legs wouldn't work
As he sank into the murk
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)


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