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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Jazil » Sun Nov 15, 2015 12:26 pm

Now the others all left him behind
Leaving him in a perfect bind
He hunted around for the bottle he had lost
He found it empty in the highlands covered with frost
Harry hoped there would be a full bottle for him to find


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Harry the Hippo started to do a dance
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby dellac » Mon Nov 16, 2015 3:10 am

"]Harry the Hippo started to do a dance
And Henrietta giggled and gazed at him askance
With flashing eyes she flirted
Then, as rapidly, her gaze she averted
As on his hind legs he started to prance!!!

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In the moonlight Harry looked quite a catch .. :redface:

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby onewithnature » Sat Nov 21, 2015 10:50 pm

In the moonlight Harry looked quite a catch .. :redface:
Henrietta needed a cunning plan to hatch
She enlisted the help of Meerkat Mike
Who said be careful as Harry might take a hike
What a loss, for this should be a sure match
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Stampajane » Thu Nov 26, 2015 11:29 am

Meerkat Mike, being so small
Would surely pose no threat at all
But Mike was a par-excellence don juan
Stealing lady meerkat hearts hither and yon.
Had an ego that was enormously tall


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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Jazil » Sat Jan 30, 2016 8:23 am

There once was a crocodile.....
With razor sharp teeth like a file
His skin was all scaly
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Delene D » Sat Jan 30, 2016 11:03 am

There once was a crocodile.....
With razor sharp teeth like a file
His skin was all scaly
And he had a long tail(ly) :twisted:

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Stampajane » Sun Jan 31, 2016 9:31 pm

There once was a crocodile.....
With razor sharp teeth like a file
His skin was all scaly
And he had a long tail(ly) :twisted:
With him, you wouldn't want to share a domicile

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Stampajane » Sun Jan 31, 2016 9:33 pm

A cheetah is a cat that's covered in spots

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Timepilot » Mon Feb 01, 2016 1:53 am

A cheetah is a cat that's covered in spots
Who as runners are certainly hotshots
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Jazil » Mon Feb 01, 2016 8:00 am

A cheetah is a cat that's covered in spots
Who as runners are certainly hotshots
They twist and turn as they sprint along
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Stampajane » Mon Feb 01, 2016 9:04 am

A cheetah is a cat that's covered in spots
Who as runners are certainly hotshots
They twist and turn as they sprint along
Here one minute, the next one gone

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Jazil » Wed Feb 03, 2016 8:46 am

A cheetah is a cat that's covered in spots
Who as runners are certainly hotshots
They twist and turn as they sprint along
Here one minute, the next one gone
The cheetah very seldom trots

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Stampajane » Wed Feb 03, 2016 1:26 pm

There was a Honey Badger named Claude
Who's fierceness left everyone overawed


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