It was a very hot, but also rather wet December
Cedric Croc was sure its was the wettest he could remember
He lay there in wait
with his girl friend Kate
to see what will show up for supper....
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cautiously ingrid impala walked to the river
The All New Limericks Thread.
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
You might get me out of the bush, but you won't get the bush out of me, it's deep in my heart
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
While a monkey , quite near ,
and drinking maroela beer ,
Was getting cirrhosis of the liver
and to try heal, ate herbs so bitter
That she turned quite yellow and felt most queer
and drinking maroela beer ,
Was getting cirrhosis of the liver
and to try heal, ate herbs so bitter
That she turned quite yellow and felt most queer
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Sally Seal balanced a nut on her nose
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Sally Seal balanced a nut on her nose
she tried hard to keep her pose
she tried hard to keep her pose
You might get me out of the bush, but you won't get the bush out of me, it's deep in my heart
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Sally Seal balanced a nut on her nose
she tried hard to keep her pose
a tough nut to crack
she tried hard to keep her pose
a tough nut to crack
Find the enjoyment in Life!
2023 Plans
Pretoriuskop March 5-7
Skukuza March 8-9
Berg en Dal March 10
2023 Plans
Pretoriuskop March 5-7
Skukuza March 8-9
Berg en Dal March 10
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Sally Seal balanced a nut on her nose
she tried hard to keep her pose
a tough nut to crack
She gave it a whack
she tried hard to keep her pose
a tough nut to crack
She gave it a whack
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Sally Seal balanced a nut on her nose
she tried hard to keep her pose
a tough nut to crack
She gave it a whack
and it landed on her toes
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Penny Penguin waddled down to the beach
she tried hard to keep her pose
a tough nut to crack
She gave it a whack
and it landed on her toes
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Penny Penguin waddled down to the beach
You might get me out of the bush, but you won't get the bush out of me, it's deep in my heart
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Penny Penguin waddled down to the beach
Balancing on her nose a blushing Cling Peach
Balancing on her nose a blushing Cling Peach
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Penny Penguin waddled down to the beach
Balancing on her nose a blushing Cling Peach
Out jumped that strandwolf, Jack
Balancing on her nose a blushing Cling Peach
Out jumped that strandwolf, Jack
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Penny Penguin waddled down to the beach
Balancing on her nose a blushing Cling Peach
Out jumped that strandwolf, Jack
Who gave Penny a slap on the back
Balancing on her nose a blushing Cling Peach
Out jumped that strandwolf, Jack
Who gave Penny a slap on the back
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Penny Penguin waddled down to the beach
Balancing on her nose a blushing Cling Peach
Out jumped that strandwolf, Jack
Who gave Penny a slap on the back
And now poor Penny won’t be able to teach
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There once was a warthog named Wilfred
Balancing on her nose a blushing Cling Peach
Out jumped that strandwolf, Jack
Who gave Penny a slap on the back
And now poor Penny won’t be able to teach
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There once was a warthog named Wilfred
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wildflowergirl
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
There once was a warthog named Wilfred
who had Manny Mongoose as a pet
who had Manny Mongoose as a pet
You might get me out of the bush, but you won't get the bush out of me, it's deep in my heart
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
There once was a warthog named Wilfred
who had Manny Mongoose as a pet
Together they danced and played
who had Manny Mongoose as a pet
Together they danced and played
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wildflowergirl
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
There once was a warthog named Wilfred
who had Manny Mongoose as a pet
Together they danced and played
until the last drop of energy was drained
who had Manny Mongoose as a pet
Together they danced and played
until the last drop of energy was drained
You might get me out of the bush, but you won't get the bush out of me, it's deep in my heart