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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Mon May 22, 2017 6:07 am

So Chris began his log-look-alike drifting stalk
While Lester sat there and combed his Mohawk :lol:
Closer and closer came the croc
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Mon May 22, 2017 8:35 am

So Chris began his log-look-alike drifting stalk
While Lester sat there and combed his Mohawk :lol:
Closer and closer came the croc
He swam so quickly the waters rocked
"Nature is not a place to visit. It is home."- G.Snyder
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Tue May 23, 2017 1:26 am

So Chris began his log-look-alike drifting stalk
While Lester sat there and combed his Mohawk :lol:
Closer and closer came the croc
He swam so quickly the waters rocked
Looking like a wave topped by a cork
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Tue May 23, 2017 1:27 am

Almost too late, Lester saw Chris
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Tue May 23, 2017 3:54 am

Almost too late, Lester saw Chris
with a huge gasp, he said "what the devil is this?"
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Tue May 23, 2017 5:47 am

Almost too late, Lester saw Chris
with a huge gasp, he said "what the devil is this?"
He punched Chris on the snout with a strong right paw
"Nature is not a place to visit. It is home."- G.Snyder
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Tue May 23, 2017 6:21 am

Almost too late, Lester saw Chris
with a huge gasp, he said "what the devil is this?"
He punched Chris on the snout with a strong right paw
That radiated in a shock-wave to Chris's jaw
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TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Tue May 23, 2017 7:38 am

Almost too late, Lester saw Chris
with a huge gasp, he said "what the devil is this?"
He punched Chris on the snout with a strong right paw
That radiated in a shock-wave to Chris's jaw
Knocked out some teeth, and left him talking with a pronounced hiss!


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Chris the croc was now very ashamed
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Jazil » Tue May 23, 2017 9:04 am

Chris the croc was now very ashamed
And it was Harry the hippo that he blamed
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Wed May 24, 2017 4:40 am

Chris the croc was now very ashamed
And it was Harry the hippo that he blamed
Harry was completed unfazed and blew and grunted in the pool
"Nature is not a place to visit. It is home."- G.Snyder
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Wed May 24, 2017 8:25 am

Chris the croc was now very ashamed
And it was Harry the hippo that he blamed
Harry was completed unfazed and blew and grunted in the pool
Which made Chris feel the size of a molecule
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Wed May 24, 2017 11:09 am

Chris the croc was now very ashamed
And it was Harry the hippo that he blamed
Harry was completed unfazed and blew and grunted in the pool
Which made Chris feel the size of a molecule
Chris slunk away very pleased he had not been permanently maimed
"Nature is not a place to visit. It is home."- G.Snyder
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Wed May 24, 2017 11:10 am

Harry grunted,bellowed and yawned exposing his exquisite molars
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Wed May 24, 2017 11:42 pm

Harry grunted,bellowed and yawned exposing his exquisite molars
And let off what can only be described as a less-than exquisite bolus
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)


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