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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Delene D » Sat Jul 09, 2016 4:21 pm

That spotted cat lurked on a maroela branch
Lounging on an impala carcass in a trance
Seeing this, Willy Wombat fancied a snack
Winking at kookaburra he said "Howzat!

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Mon Jul 11, 2016 1:42 am

That spotted cat lurked on a maroela branch
Lounging on an impala carcass in a trance
Seeing this, Willy Wombat fancied a snack
Winking at kookaburra he said "Howzat!
Little knowing that if he tried to grab a snack he was likely to buy the ranch!


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Willy and the kookaburra spotted a warthog
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Jazil » Mon Jul 11, 2016 8:36 am

Willy and the kookaburra spotted a warthog
Dissappearing down the road into the thick fog
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Tue Jul 12, 2016 12:17 am

Willy and the kookaburra spotted a warthog
Disappearing down the road into the thick fog
They wanted to be chums
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Delene D » Wed Jul 13, 2016 8:08 am

Willy and the kookaburra spotted a warthog
Disappearing down the road into the thick fog
They wanted to be chums
With those disappearing bums

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Fri Jul 15, 2016 12:46 am

Willy and the kookaburra spotted a warthog
Disappearing down the road into the thick fog
They wanted to be chums
With those disappearing bums
But decided to sit and have some grog


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Willy was amazed at a zebbie's stripes
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Jazil » Sat Jul 16, 2016 9:16 am

Willy was amazed at a zebbie's stripes
And hoped he could clean them with his wipes
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Delene D » Sat Jul 16, 2016 1:26 pm

Willy was amazed at a zebbie's stripes
And hoped he could clean them with his wipes
So he scrubbed and scrubbed

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Stampajane » Sun Jul 17, 2016 2:23 pm

Willy was amazed at a zebbie's stripes
And hoped he could clean them with his wipes
So he scrubbed and scrubbed
And rub-a-dub dubbed

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Mon Jul 18, 2016 2:09 am

Willy was amazed at a zebbie's stripes
And hoped he could clean them with his wipes
So he scrubbed and scrubbed
And rub-a-dub dubbed
Until Willy realized he couldn't remove stripes from these animal types!



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Zebbie being scrubbed was not a happy chappy
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Jazil » Thu Jul 21, 2016 9:12 am

Zebbie being scrubbed was not a happy chappy
He was most upset as they had wiped away his nappy :roll:
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Delene D » Fri Jul 22, 2016 8:36 pm

Zebbie being scrubbed was not a happy chappy
He was most upset as they had wiped away his nappy :roll:
He was very, very cross

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Thu Jul 28, 2016 3:58 am

Zebbie being scrubbed was not a happy chappy
He was most upset as they had wiped away his nappy :roll:
He was very, very cross
As he was losing his gloss
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881


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