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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Mon May 22, 2017 6:07 am

So Chris began his log-look-alike drifting stalk
While Lester sat there and combed his Mohawk :lol:
Closer and closer came the croc
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Mon May 22, 2017 8:35 am

So Chris began his log-look-alike drifting stalk
While Lester sat there and combed his Mohawk :lol:
Closer and closer came the croc
He swam so quickly the waters rocked
"Nature is not a place to visit. It is home."- G.Snyder
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Tue May 23, 2017 1:26 am

So Chris began his log-look-alike drifting stalk
While Lester sat there and combed his Mohawk :lol:
Closer and closer came the croc
He swam so quickly the waters rocked
Looking like a wave topped by a cork
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Tue May 23, 2017 1:27 am

Almost too late, Lester saw Chris
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Tue May 23, 2017 3:54 am

Almost too late, Lester saw Chris
with a huge gasp, he said "what the devil is this?"
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Mischief » Tue May 23, 2017 5:47 am

Almost too late, Lester saw Chris
with a huge gasp, he said "what the devil is this?"
He punched Chris on the snout with a strong right paw
"Nature is not a place to visit. It is home."- G.Snyder
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Tue May 23, 2017 6:21 am

Almost too late, Lester saw Chris
with a huge gasp, he said "what the devil is this?"
He punched Chris on the snout with a strong right paw
That radiated in a shock-wave to Chris's jaw
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Tue May 23, 2017 7:38 am

Almost too late, Lester saw Chris
with a huge gasp, he said "what the devil is this?"
He punched Chris on the snout with a strong right paw
That radiated in a shock-wave to Chris's jaw
Knocked out some teeth, and left him talking with a pronounced hiss!


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Chris the croc was now very ashamed
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881


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