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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Sat Aug 13, 2016 1:35 am

So now Kenny, our kudu, was all in a tizz
Especially when he found the champagne had no fizz
He ranted and raved
and his horns around he waved
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Sat Aug 20, 2016 12:55 am

So now Kenny, our kudu, was all in a tizz
Especially when he found the champagne had no fizz
He ranted and raved
and his horns around he waved
Presenting a quite unidentifiable jizz
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Sat Aug 20, 2016 1:27 am

"Quaff the champagne!" quoth his buddy
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Jazil » Sun Aug 21, 2016 3:32 pm

"Quaff the champagne!" quoth his buddy
Who was certainly not an old fuddy duddy
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Delene D » Sun Aug 21, 2016 8:39 pm

"Quaff the champagne!" quoth his buddy
Who was certainly not an old fuddy duddy
So they both the drink quaffed :twisted:

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Mon Aug 22, 2016 12:58 am

"Quaff the champagne!" quoth his buddy
Who was certainly not an old fuddy duddy
So they both the drink quaffed :twisted:
Both deeply and oft
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Jazil » Mon Aug 22, 2016 10:42 am

"Quaff the champagne!" quoth his buddy
Who was certainly not an old fuddy duddy
So they both the drink quaffed :twisted:
Both deeply and oft
And then both found everything looking very muddy :shock:

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Now Ollie the Owl looked down on the duo
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Delene D » Sat Aug 27, 2016 5:36 pm

Now Ollie the Owl looked down on the duo
Now inebriated kudus he'd seen quite a few of :roll:

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Mon Aug 29, 2016 5:54 am

Now Ollie the Owl looked down on the duo
Now inebriated kudus he'd seen quite a few of
So, with a "hoot hoot"
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Stampajane » Mon Aug 29, 2016 8:40 am

Now Ollie the Owl looked down on the duo
Now inebriated kudus he'd seen quite a few of
So, with a "hoot hoot"
He joined in for a toot

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Timepilot » Mon Aug 29, 2016 8:53 am

Now Ollie the Owl looked down on the duo
Now inebriated kudus he'd seen quite a few of
So, with a "hoot hoot"
He joined in for a toot
And pretty soon Olllie thought he was a Hugo :wall:

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Ollie was not known as a carouser
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881


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