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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Stampajane » Fri May 27, 2016 7:44 am

"Boo hoooo" wailed the hapless young ellie
"Please help, mom; my legs're like jelly"
"All wobbly and weak"

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Sat May 28, 2016 6:33 am

"Boo hoooo" wailed the hapless young ellie
"Please help, mom; my legs're like jelly"
"All wobbly and weak"
"I feel like a freak!"
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Delene D » Sun May 29, 2016 2:37 pm

"Boo hoooo" wailed the hapless young ellie
"Please help, mom; my legs're like jelly"
"All wobbly and weak"
"I feel like a freak!"
"And the mud has come up to my belly" :shock:




Mommy Ellie's voice was soothing and calm

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by onewithnature » Sun May 29, 2016 8:45 pm

Mommy Ellie's voice was soothing and calm
"Here, my little one, apply this LE balm"
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Delene D » Tue May 31, 2016 3:39 pm

Mommy Ellie's voice was soothing and calm
"Here, my little one, apply this LE balm"
"It's not my body I've hurt but my pride"

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread post by Stampajane » Tue May 31, 2016 9:00 pm

Mommy Ellie's voice was soothing and calm
"Here, my little one, apply this LE balm"
"It's not my body I've hurt but my pride"
"Wish I could sink into the mud and hide"


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