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The All New Limericks Thread.

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Location: Worcester (the real one that is!)
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Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:14 pm Unread post
There is a good man at Pafuri
The one who looks after the lavatory
He always keeps it neat and clean
And there are towels of a pretty green
plus a nice little jar of pot-pourri


Next: My car broke down out in the bush
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Location: Africa's Largest City
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Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:20 pm Unread post
My car broke down out in the bush
normally I'd get out and push
But there in the road was a hungry lion
and I had no intention of die'n
So there I was stuck with a hungry lion in the bush

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One fine day as I sat at Renosterkoppies



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Location: the Netherlands
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Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:33 pm Unread post
One fine day as I sat at Renosterkoppies
I sat there thinking about braaied choppies
And you folks I would never leave behind
Thank you so much you are so kind
Even kinder when pouring more doppies

Next: pls feel free, anyone. :wink: I don't have time for these revolving threads. Sorry. :redface:



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Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:45 am Unread post
pls feel free, anyone. I don't have time for these revolving threads. Sorry.
That's all fine, Jose, not to worry...
We'll carry on quite happily
in our Cyber Poets Society
Keeping ourselves entertained, no worries

Next

A giraffe stood peering over an accacia tree



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Location: Johannesburg - where they cut down trees and name streets after them.
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Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:49 am Unread post
pls feel free, anyone. I don't have time for these revolving threads. Sorry.
That's all fine, Jose, not to worry...
We'll carry on quite happily
in our Cyber Poets Society
all in good time....no hurry!

*Next*..If the early bird catches the worm



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Location: Western Cape, South Africa
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Fri Apr 18, 2008 1:27 pm Unread post
If the early bird catches the worm
Are there any worms left to turn?
I think there'd be more
If birdies didn't give them what for
It's a lesson little birdies must learn


A naughty young monkey from Punda


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Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:08 pm Unread post
A naughty young monkey from Punda
Fell out the tree onto his rotunda
He said I'm so sore
But I'll not complain and be a bore
I'll report it to Dr Mabunda



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Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:30 pm Unread post
A naughty young monkey from Punda
Whose relations came from downunder
took them down to the dam
And showed them the crocodile mam
but that was a terrible blunder


An old hippo patrolling the river



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Location: Marloth Park, South Africa
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Fri Apr 18, 2008 5:52 pm Unread post
An old hippo patrolling the river
the sight of him makes the crocodile quiver
And the marabou flies off to the orpen webcam
but now it's just sitting there, as quiet as a clam.....
I hope it doesn't start to shiver.

Next:
There is a tusker around Letaba



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Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:00 pm Unread post
There is a tusker around Letaba
he traveled all the way from LS to attend an indaba
He saw his pic in the hall
taking up half a wall
stretching from here all the way to Satara.

*Next*
When it's raining and you're camping in the bush



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Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:58 pm Unread post
When it's raining and you're camping in the bush
I love it when everything is lush
But the thunder is scary
The lightning so glary
And the wind is a ghostly whoosh

A handsome young kudu bull



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Location: another national park.. in England
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Sat Apr 19, 2008 3:48 pm Unread post
A handsome young kudu bull
Ate and ate until he was full
He could see through his horns
All the juicy young thorns
So a few more he managed to snaffle


*Next*
4 young crocodiles basking on a bank



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Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:56 pm Unread post
4 young crocodiles basking on a bank
Three were females, the other a guy called Frank
he went to Hollywood
As all crocs should
His head became so big that he sank.



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Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:58 pm Unread post
Oops :redface: next:

I spent a night at Shipandani



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Location: Swaziland. The smallest country of the S. Hemisphere
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Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:32 pm Unread post
spent a night at Shipandani
Me and Fred and a guy called Farnie
At an overnight hide, 3's a crowd
and a ménage à trois not allowed
Oh come on ray, thats a lot of blarney :roll:

*next*

I really do not have a clue
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