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Just a 'little' riddle for today!

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Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:58 pm Unread post
Question 1:
How do you get a giraffe in your refrigerator?
Open the door and put it in!!! :lol:

Question2

How do you get an elephant in your fridge?

take the giraffe out silly! :lol:
Still thinking about 3&4
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Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:12 pm Unread post
1. Fold it up.
2. Move the giraffe over.
3. Elephant Seal
4. Ask a hippo nicely to give you a lift.


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Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:31 pm Unread post
I thought that the ladies had the right answer....


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Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:39 pm Unread post
Its NOT easy - one has to think :evil:

And I have cheated so will now watch with interest :redface:


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Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:42 pm Unread post
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: DB :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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1. Put the giraffe in cold water and leave overnight to soak. If it has not shrunk sufficiently, leave for another day. It should easily fit into the fridge by then.

2. Starve the elephant for 2 months, then give it the giraffe treatment.

3. Wandering Albatros..... he was out of town when the invite arrived.

4. Take a tortoise, pat it gently until it's asleep. Ask a brass band to form a neat circle around it, count to three and give it a full blast scaring the living daylights out of it. You should then be able to easily remove the shell. Float across the river on the shell. If the SPCA is within earshot, I suggest you toss the shell back again.


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Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:45 pm Unread post
OMG JEN!!!!

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OOPS... :redface: I cheated too... :redface:


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Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:53 pm Unread post
OK - I go with Pjw for the first two answers then
3. The elephant because it is in the fridge
4. Cross anyway because the crocs are at the meeting!


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Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:54 pm Unread post
4. Use the bridge :lol:


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Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:08 pm Unread post
I googled it Spookie - could not take that I could not work it out, so got ants ... then just darned googled :P


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Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:16 pm Unread post
There is an answer... :shock: ? You can Google it??? :big_eyes:
'K...... I'll withdraw any futher answers to this quiz.. :redface:


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Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:19 pm Unread post
Jen...I googled as well :redface: and thought your answers were funnier :lol:


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Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:47 pm Unread post
:clap: Great fun BGS...Thanks!!! :D
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