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The All New Limericks Thread.

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Stinky Skunk was not real happy at being called a drunk
He was a clean living citizen with a lot of spunk
Sad though that his odour came from the front :slap:
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Stinky Skunk was not real happy at being called a drunk
He was a clean living citizen with a lot of spunk
Sad though that his odour came from the front
Every time he made a deep grunt :slap:


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Stinky Skunk was not real happy at being called a drunk
He was a clean living citizen with a lot of spunk
Sad though that his odour came from the front
Every time he made a deep grunt
Which prevented him from being a mammalian hunk


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He went to seek advice from Halitosis Harry


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He went to seek advice from Halitosis Harry
Who referred him to a dentist called Gary


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He went to seek advice from Halitosis Harry
Who referred him to a dentist called Gary
From the stench, Gary passed out


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He went to seek advice from Halitosis Harry
Who referred him to a dentist called Gary
From the stench, Gary passed out
"You're worse than a dead trout!"


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He went to seek advice from Halitosis Harry
Who referred him to a dentist called Gary
From the stench, Gary passed out
"You're worse than a dead trout!"
"At this rate you are never going to marry!"

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Halitosis Harry was a carniverous hippo


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Halitosis Harry was a carniverous hippo
Who preferred a juicy steak to pond weed-o


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Halitosis Harry was a carniverous hippo
Who preferred a juicy steak to pond weed-o
The flesh of a reed buck


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Halitosis Harry was a carniverous hippo
Who preferred a juicy steak to pond weed-o
The flesh of a reed buck
He could catch with some luck ...


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Halitosis Harry was a carniverous hippo
Who preferred a juicy steak to pond weed-o
The flesh of a reed buck
He could catch with some luck ...
Though I suspect he's losing his grippo


A carnivorous hippo - now there's a conundrum
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