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The All New Limericks Thread.

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Harold the Hippo and Gerry Giraffe
changed clothes just for a laugh
Harold thought he was wearing pajamas
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Harold the Hippo and Gerry Giraffe
changed clothes just for a laugh
Harold thought he was wearing pajamas
Gerry thought he looked first class


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Harold the Hippo and Gerry Giraffe
changed clothes just for a laugh
Harold thought he was wearing pajamas
Gerry thought he looked first class
But Harold was so disgusted, all he could do is barf.


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Sally the Salamander craved sweets


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Sally the Salamander craved sweets

She intended to share them when joining in meets. [size=85][/s(sorry, can't find out how to copy and paste when using tablet!)ize]::


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here you are Scot :k
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Sally the Salamander craved sweets
She intended to share them when joining in meets.


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Sally the Salamander craved sweets
She intended to share them when joining in meets
But one day her hunger got the better of her


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Sally the Salamander craved sweets
She intended to share them when joining in meets
But one day her hunger got the better of her

And she ended up munching and tearing her hair. thanks Dotty - will have to do future limericks on full computer!


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Sally the Salamander craved sweets
She intended to share them when joining in meets
But one day her hunger got the better of her
And she ended up munching and tearing her hair.
which wasn't on her diet but kept her petite
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Out of the mist came a sound....


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Out of the mist came a sound...
an eerie, weird sound that was all around


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Out of the mist came a sound...
an eerie, weird sound that was all around
A cross, I'd say, between


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Out of the mist came a sound...
an eerie, weird sound that was all around
A cross, I'd say, between
an owl and a singing drunk coming out of a shebeen


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Out of the mist came a sound...
an eerie, weird sound that was all around
A cross, I'd say, between
an owl and a singing drunk coming out of a shebeen :lol: :clap:
Which every night in Jo'burg is found


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A sound that sends waves up the dullest spine


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A sound that sends waves up the dullest spine
It sounded like a cross between a wail and a whine
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