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The All New Limericks Thread.

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Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:54 pm Unread post
So let's return to the tried and known
About those antelope, the sable and roan
The both have horns wickedly curved
Which leaves the predators unnerved
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Fri Aug 29, 2014 3:48 am Unread post
So let's return to the tried and known
About those antelope, the sable and roan
The both have horns wickedly curved
Which leaves the predators unnerved
Unless they're skin and bone


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Reginald Roan fumed at his beer


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Fri Aug 29, 2014 4:34 am Unread post
Reginald Roan fumed at his beer
To his wife said " did you pour this my dear" :naughty: :naughty:


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Reginald Roan fumed at his beer
To his wife said " did you pour this my dear"
"Too much of a head"


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Fri Aug 29, 2014 3:00 pm Unread post
Reginald Roan fumed at his beer
To his wife said " did you pour this my dear"
"Too much of a head"
"Too much foam" he said


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Reginald Roan fumed at his beer
To his wife said " did you pour this my dear"
"Too much of a head"
"Too much foam" he said
"This is NOT how I like my cheer"


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Poor wifey was most contrite


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Poor wifey was most contrite
"You know, Ronald, go fly a kite"


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:wink:


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Wed Sep 03, 2014 1:26 am Unread post
Poor wifey was most contrite
"You know, Ronald, go fly a kite"
Or just jump in the river .....


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Poor wifey was most contrite
"You know, Ronald, go fly a kite"
Or just jump in the river ...
Ronald gave an involuntary shiver


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Poor wifey was most contrite
"You know, Ronald, go fly a kite"
Or just jump in the river ...
Ronald gave an involuntary shiver
Then disappeared off into the night. .... :wink:

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In the darkness he saw a grey figure .. :whistle:


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In the darkness he saw a grey figure .. :whistle:
That looked like an enormous Tigger
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