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The All New Limericks Thread.

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Along the track I saw a dung beetle
It was the real thing (nothing foetal)
Round and dark, he was scuttling along
following the scent of an awful pong
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Along the track I saw a dung beetle
It was the real thing (nothing foetal)
Round and dark, he was scuttling along
following the scent of an awful pong
Elephant dung he hoped to meet(le)

(A bit of poetic licence!) :whistle:


Mr and Mrs Dung Beetle their eggs protected


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:lol:
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Mr and Mrs Dung Beetle their eggs protected
were very good parents and never neglected....


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Mr and Mrs Dung Beetle their eggs protected
were very good parents and never neglected....
to check on the dungball until they hatched


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Mr and Mrs Dung Beetle their eggs protected
were very good parents and never neglected....
to check on the dungball until they hatched
but along came a hornbill and snatched.....


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Mr and Mrs Dung Beetle their eggs protected
were very good parents and never neglected....
to check on the dungball until they hatched
but along came a hornbill and snatched.....
their babies, and this thus their marriage was affected!



The dung Beetles parted and went their own ways


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The dung Beetles parted and went their own ways
just one of the dramas on Kruger days


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The dung Beetles parted and went their own ways
just one of the dramas on Kruger days
But soon they had seperation anxiety


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The dung Beetles parted and went their own ways
just one of the dramas on Kruger days
But soon they had seperation anxiety
which strangely affected their sobriety,


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The dung Beetles parted and went their own ways
just one of the dramas on Kruger days
But soon they had seperation anxiety
which strangely affected their sobriety
so they got back together and tried young dungbeetles to raise! :roll:


Mrs Puff Adder was having a lovely day when......


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Mrs Puff Adder was having a lovely day when......
her cell phone rang again


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Mrs Puff Adder was having a lovely day when......
her cell phone rang again
She took the call and that's when she heard..


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Mrs Puff Adder was having a lovely day when......
her cell phone rang again
She took the call and that's when she heard..
"Be on the look for a snake eagle bird" :big_eyes:


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Mrs Puff Adder was having a lovely day when......
her cell phone rang again
She took the call and that's when she heard..
"Be on the look for a snake eagle bird"
so she gathered her kids and raced for their den!

Harold the Hippo and Gerry Giraffe


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Harold the Hippo and Gerry Giraffe
changed clothes just for a laugh
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