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 DottyModerator Joined: Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:09 pm Posts: 20364 Location: another national park.. in England 
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Along the track I saw a dung beetle
It was the real thing (nothing foetal) Round and dark, he was scuttling along following the scent of an awful pong |
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Delene D Junior Virtual Ranger Joined: Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:20 pm Posts: 1234 Location: East London, South Africa
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Along the track I saw a dung beetle
It was the real thing (nothing foetal) Round and dark, he was scuttling along following the scent of an awful pong Elephant dung he hoped to meet(le) (A bit of poetic licence!)  Mr and Mrs Dung Beetle their eggs protected |
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Dotty Moderator Joined: Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:09 pm Posts: 20364 Location: another national park.. in England
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 .......................... Mr and Mrs Dung Beetle their eggs protected were very good parents and never neglected.... |
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Delene D Junior Virtual Ranger Joined: Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:20 pm Posts: 1234 Location: East London, South Africa
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Mr and Mrs Dung Beetle their eggs protected
were very good parents and never neglected.... to check on the dungball until they hatched |
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Dotty Moderator Joined: Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:09 pm Posts: 20364 Location: another national park.. in England
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Mr and Mrs Dung Beetle their eggs protected
were very good parents and never neglected.... to check on the dungball until they hatched but along came a hornbill and snatched..... |
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Delene D Junior Virtual Ranger Joined: Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:20 pm Posts: 1234 Location: East London, South Africa
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Mr and Mrs Dung Beetle their eggs protected
were very good parents and never neglected.... to check on the dungball until they hatched but along came a hornbill and snatched..... their babies, and this thus their marriage was affected! The dung Beetles parted and went their own ways |
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Dotty Moderator Joined: Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:09 pm Posts: 20364 Location: another national park.. in England
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The dung Beetles parted and went their own ways
just one of the dramas on Kruger days |
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onewithnature Distinguished Virtual Ranger Joined: Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:22 am Posts: 19081 Location: Midway between the infinite and the infinitesimal!
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The dung Beetles parted and went their own ways
just one of the dramas on Kruger days But soon they had seperation anxiety |
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Dotty Moderator Joined: Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:09 pm Posts: 20364 Location: another national park.. in England
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The dung Beetles parted and went their own ways
just one of the dramas on Kruger days But soon they had seperation anxiety which strangely affected their sobriety, |
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Delene D Junior Virtual Ranger Joined: Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:20 pm Posts: 1234 Location: East London, South Africa
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The dung Beetles parted and went their own ways
just one of the dramas on Kruger days But soon they had seperation anxiety which strangely affected their sobriety so they got back together and tried young dungbeetles to raise!  Mrs Puff Adder was having a lovely day when...... |
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Dotty Moderator Joined: Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:09 pm Posts: 20364 Location: another national park.. in England
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Mrs Puff Adder was having a lovely day when......
her cell phone rang again |
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Delene D Junior Virtual Ranger Joined: Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:20 pm Posts: 1234 Location: East London, South Africa
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| Mon Aug 20, 2012 5:42 pm |
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Mrs Puff Adder was having a lovely day when......
her cell phone rang again She took the call and that's when she heard.. |
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Dotty Moderator Joined: Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:09 pm Posts: 20364 Location: another national park.. in England
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Mrs Puff Adder was having a lovely day when......
her cell phone rang again She took the call and that's when she heard.. "Be on the look for a snake eagle bird"  |
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Delene D Junior Virtual Ranger Joined: Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:20 pm Posts: 1234 Location: East London, South Africa
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Mrs Puff Adder was having a lovely day when......
her cell phone rang again She took the call and that's when she heard.. "Be on the look for a snake eagle bird" so she gathered her kids and raced for their den! Harold the Hippo and Gerry Giraffe |
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Dotty Moderator Joined: Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:09 pm Posts: 20364 Location: another national park.. in England
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Harold the Hippo and Gerry Giraffe
changed clothes just for a laugh |
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