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Swimming in cold Kruger waters
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In ambush lay a hungry croc


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Swimming in cold Kruger waters
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In ambush lay a hungry croc
But to the rescue sprinted Jock


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Swimming in cold Kruger waters
was Otter with her sons and daughters
In ambush lay a hungry croc
But to the rescue sprinted Jock
And cut croc up into quarters

Malelane had noisy guests


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Malelane had noisy guests
and really being awful pests


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Malelane had noisy guests
and really being awful pests
Along came EJ to the rescue


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Malelane had noisy guests
and really being awful pests
Along came EJ to the rescue
As they had long since burnt their barbeque


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Malelane had noisy guests
and really being awful pests
Along came EJ to the rescue
As they had long since burnt their barbeque
and even the monkeys made their protests
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It was the Animal Olympics and..


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It was the Animal Olympics and..
The cheetahs were complaing about the sand


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It was the Animal Olympics and..
The cheetahs were complaing about the sand
And a lion jumped up and ran


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It was the Animal Olympics and..
The cheetahs were complaing about the sand
And a lion jumped up and ran
took cover behind an Orangatang


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It was the Animal Olympics and..
The cheetahs were complaing about the sand
And a lion jumped up and ran
took cover behind an Orangatang
tripped him up and got banned
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The giraffes made up a basketball team


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The giraffes made up a basketball team
To meet a team of meerkats it would seem


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The giraffes made up a basketball team
To meet a team of meerkats it would seem
the meerkats put the basket on a pulley


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The giraffes made up a basketball team
To meet a team of meerkats it would seem
the meerkats put the basket on a pulley
But had it ripped away cos giraffes are bullies
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