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The All New Limericks Thread.

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A warthog with a tumour-sized wart
Had a yearning for a large glass of port
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A warthog with a tumour-sized wart
Had a yearning for a large glass of port
As he quaffed it, he listed to starboard


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A warthog with a tumour-sized wart
Had a yearning for a large glass of port
As he quaffed it, he listed to starboard
Then lurched a little backward


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A warthog with a tumour-sized wart
Had a yearning for a large glass of port
As he quaffed it, he listed to starboard
Then lurched a little backward
And, finally, on his back another glass bought


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Willie Warthog now lay tusk-up


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]Willie Warthog now lay tusk-up
Thinking why did I have that last surp.....


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]Willie Warthog now lay tusk-up
Thinking why did I have that last sup
As the world spun around


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]Willie Warthog now lay tusk-up
Thinking why did I have that last sup
As the world spun around
He just lay on the ground


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Willie Warthog now lay tusk-up
Thinking why did I have that last sup
As the world spun around
He just lay on the ground
Wondering whether the port was on it's way back up!

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Willie's missus, Wanda, did not like him imbibing


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Willie's missus, Wanda, did not like him imbibing
She to her gossiping friends was his state describing


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Willie's missus, Wanda, did not like him imbibing
She to her gossiping friends was his state describing


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Willie's missus, Wanda, did not like him imbibing
She to her gossiping friends was his state describing
"He's always as drunk as Stinky Skunk!"


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Willie's missus, Wanda, did not like him imbibing
She to her gossiping friends was his state describing
"He's always as drunk as Stinky Skunk!" :clap: :lol:
His muzzle plastered with drooling gunk


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Wed Jul 30, 2014 12:42 am Unread post
Willie's missus, Wanda, did not like him imbibing
She to her gossiping friends was his state describing
"He's always as drunk as Stinky Skunk!"
His muzzle plastered with drooling gunk
And he's not real good at reviving.

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Stinky Skunk was not real happy at being called a drunk
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