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Legendary Virtual Ranger Joined: Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:29 pm Posts: 4700 Location: Parklands Cape Town |
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Swimming in cold Kruger waters
was Otter with her sons and daughters |
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Swimming in cold Kruger waters
was Otter with her sons and daughters In ambush lay a hungry croc |
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Distinguished Virtual Ranger Joined: Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:22 am Posts: 19081 Location: Midway between the infinite and the infinitesimal! |
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Swimming in cold Kruger waters
was Otter with her sons and daughters In ambush lay a hungry croc But to the rescue sprinted Jock |
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Legendary Virtual Ranger Joined: Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:29 pm Posts: 4700 Location: Parklands Cape Town |
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Swimming in cold Kruger waters
was Otter with her sons and daughters In ambush lay a hungry croc But to the rescue sprinted Jock And cut croc up into quarters Malelane had noisy guests |
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Malelane had noisy guests
and really being awful pests |
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Junior Virtual Ranger Joined: Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:20 pm Posts: 1232 Location: East London, South Africa |
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Malelane had noisy guests
and really being awful pests Along came EJ to the rescue |
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Virtual Ranger Joined: Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:38 pm Posts: 5264 Location: Johannesburg |
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Malelane had noisy guests
and really being awful pests Along came EJ to the rescue As they had long since burnt their barbeque |
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Moderator Joined: Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:09 pm Posts: 20336 Location: another national park.. in England |
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Malelane had noisy guests
and really being awful pests Along came EJ to the rescue As they had long since burnt their barbeque and even the monkeys made their protests ...................................................... It was the Animal Olympics and.. |
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Legendary Virtual Ranger Joined: Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:29 pm Posts: 4700 Location: Parklands Cape Town |
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It was the Animal Olympics and..
The cheetahs were complaing about the sand |
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Virtual Ranger Joined: Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:38 pm Posts: 5264 Location: Johannesburg |
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It was the Animal Olympics and..
The cheetahs were complaing about the sand And a lion jumped up and ran |
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Junior Virtual Ranger Joined: Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:20 pm Posts: 1232 Location: East London, South Africa |
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It was the Animal Olympics and..
The cheetahs were complaing about the sand And a lion jumped up and ran took cover behind an Orangatang |
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Moderator Joined: Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:09 pm Posts: 20336 Location: another national park.. in England |
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It was the Animal Olympics and..
The cheetahs were complaing about the sand And a lion jumped up and ran took cover behind an Orangatang tripped him up and got banned .................................................. The giraffes made up a basketball team |
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Junior Virtual Ranger Joined: Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:20 pm Posts: 1232 Location: East London, South Africa |
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The giraffes made up a basketball team
To meet a team of meerkats it would seem |
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Moderator Joined: Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:09 pm Posts: 20336 Location: another national park.. in England |
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The giraffes made up a basketball team
To meet a team of meerkats it would seem the meerkats put the basket on a pulley |
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Distinguished Virtual Ranger Joined: Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:22 am Posts: 19081 Location: Midway between the infinite and the infinitesimal! |
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The giraffes made up a basketball team
To meet a team of meerkats it would seem the meerkats put the basket on a pulley But had it ripped away cos giraffes are bullies |
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