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The All New Limericks Thread.

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Mon May 07, 2012 5:10 am Unread post
The honey badger eyed out the skunk
thinking, "Formal dress - boy, what a hunk!"
But, if you think perfume is sexy
the skunk will give you apoplexy
and fragrant hopes of romance quite sunk.


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When predators gather to hunt
They're looking for heroes, not an amateur runt


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When predators gather to hunt
They're looking for heroes, not an amateur runt
but a hero to one ..... (hi, OWN!)


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When predators gather to hunt
They're looking for heroes, not an amateur runt
but a hero to one
Is a hero to none (hi Scot :wink: )


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When predators gather to hunt
They're looking for heroes, not an amateur runt
but a hero to one
Is a hero to none (hi Scot :wink: )
Which quite often causes affront


A honey badger`s a savage wee cratur


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A honey badger`s a savage wee cratur
and you have to be quick to get a picture


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A honey badger`s a savage wee cratur
and you have to be quick to get a picture
In Scortl'nd they have a brrraaad accent


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A honey badger`s a savage wee cratur
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In Scortl'nd they have a brrraaad accent
but it really doesn't prevent...........


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A honey badger`s a savage wee cratur
and you have to be quick to get a picture
In Scortl'nd they have a brrraaad accent
but it really doesn't prevent...........
Dissolving the contents of the anal pouch in a tincture


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Two white lions had a white wedding


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Two white lions had a white wedding
Barry and Siobain it said on the invitation heading


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Two white lions had a white wedding
Barry and Siobain it said on the invitation heading :naughty: :lol:
They invited the cubs


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:lol:
Two white lions had a white wedding
Barry and Siobain it said on the invitation heading :naughty: :lol:
They invited the cubs
who behaved like little cherubs


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Two white lions had a white wedding
Barry and Siobain it said on the invitation heading :naughty: :lol:
They invited the cubs
who behaved like little cherubs
But secretly destroyed the pristine bedding


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Soon, the bride and groom were left alone
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