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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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There are better ways to dig for gold
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Perhaps one can stand on a street sidewalk
And sell a story with a lot of talk, talk, talk

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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There are better ways to dig for gold
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Perhaps one can stand on a street sidewalk
And sell a story with a lot of talk, talk, talk
Of digging for gold in the cold ...

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Sad" but for some Rhino horn seems to the way some get rich ...... :eviltreath: :eviltreath:


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Sad" but for some Rhino horn seems to the way some get rich
and think their ways are without glitch

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Sad" but for some Rhino horn seems to the way some get rich
and think their ways are without glitch
But poachers BEWARE


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Sad, but for some Rhino horn seems to the way some get rich
and think their ways are without glitch
But poachers BEWARE
For some 'mites might be armed and REALLY care

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Sad, but for some Rhino horn seems to the way some get rich
and think their ways are without glitch
But poachers BEWARE
For some 'mites might be armed and REALLY care
And some of your body parts together stitch :twisted:

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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