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The honey badger eyed out the skunk
thinking, "Formal dress - boy, what a hunk!"
But, if you think perfume is sexy
the skunk will give you apoplexy
and fragrant hopes of romance quite sunk.

When predators gather to hunt
They're looking for heroes, not an amateur runt

When predators gather to hunt
They're looking for heroes, not an amateur runt
but a hero to one ..... (hi, OWN!)

When predators gather to hunt
They're looking for heroes, not an amateur runt
but a hero to one
Is a hero to none (hi Scot )

When predators gather to hunt
They're looking for heroes, not an amateur runt
but a hero to one
Is a hero to none (hi Scot )
Which quite often causes affront


A honey badger`s a savage wee cratur

A honey badger`s a savage wee cratur
and you have to be quick to get a picture

A honey badger`s a savage wee cratur
and you have to be quick to get a picture
In Scortl'nd they have a brrraaad accent

A honey badger`s a savage wee cratur
and you have to be quick to get a picture
In Scortl'nd they have a brrraaad accent
but it really doesn't prevent...........

A honey badger`s a savage wee cratur
and you have to be quick to get a picture
In Scortl'nd they have a brrraaad accent
but it really doesn't prevent...........
Dissolving the contents of the anal pouch in a tincture

Two white lions had a white wedding

Two white lions had a white wedding
Barry and Siobain it said on the invitation heading

Two white lions had a white wedding
Barry and Siobain it said on the invitation heading
They invited the cubs

Two white lions had a white wedding
Barry and Siobain it said on the invitation heading
They invited the cubs
who behaved like little cherubs

Two white lions had a white wedding
Barry and Siobain it said on the invitation heading
They invited the cubs
who behaved like little cherubs
But secretly destroyed the pristine bedding

Soon, the bride and groom were left alone