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The All New Limericks Thread.

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A warthog with a tumour-sized wart
Had a yearning for a large glass of port
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A warthog with a tumour-sized wart
Had a yearning for a large glass of port
As he quaffed it, he listed to starboard


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A warthog with a tumour-sized wart
Had a yearning for a large glass of port
As he quaffed it, he listed to starboard
Then lurched a little backward


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A warthog with a tumour-sized wart
Had a yearning for a large glass of port
As he quaffed it, he listed to starboard
Then lurched a little backward
And, finally, on his back another glass bought


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Willie Warthog now lay tusk-up


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]Willie Warthog now lay tusk-up
Thinking why did I have that last surp.....


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]Willie Warthog now lay tusk-up
Thinking why did I have that last sup
As the world spun around


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]Willie Warthog now lay tusk-up
Thinking why did I have that last sup
As the world spun around
He just lay on the ground


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Willie Warthog now lay tusk-up
Thinking why did I have that last sup
As the world spun around
He just lay on the ground
Wondering whether the port was on it's way back up!

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Willie's missus, Wanda, did not like him imbibing


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Willie's missus, Wanda, did not like him imbibing
She to her gossiping friends was his state describing


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Willie's missus, Wanda, did not like him imbibing
She to her gossiping friends was his state describing
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