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 Post subject: Re: Just a 'little' riddle for today!
Unread postPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:58 pm 
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Question 1:
How do you get a giraffe in your refrigerator?
Open the door and put it in!!! :lol:

Question2

How do you get an elephant in your fridge?

take the giraffe out silly! :lol:
Still thinking about 3&4

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1. Fold it up.
2. Move the giraffe over.
3. Elephant Seal
4. Ask a hippo nicely to give you a lift.

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I thought that the ladies had the right answer....

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Its NOT easy - one has to think :evil:

And I have cheated so will now watch with interest :redface:

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1. Put the giraffe in cold water and leave overnight to soak. If it has not shrunk sufficiently, leave for another day. It should easily fit into the fridge by then.

2. Starve the elephant for 2 months, then give it the giraffe treatment.

3. Wandering Albatros..... he was out of town when the invite arrived.

4. Take a tortoise, pat it gently until it's asleep. Ask a brass band to form a neat circle around it, count to three and give it a full blast scaring the living daylights out of it. You should then be able to easily remove the shell. Float across the river on the shell. If the SPCA is within earshot, I suggest you toss the shell back again.

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OOPS... :redface: I cheated too... :redface:

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OK - I go with Pjw for the first two answers then
3. The elephant because it is in the fridge
4. Cross anyway because the crocs are at the meeting!

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4. Use the bridge :lol:


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I googled it Spookie - could not take that I could not work it out, so got ants ... then just darned googled :P

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There is an answer... :shock: ? You can Google it??? :big_eyes:
'K...... I'll withdraw any futher answers to this quiz.. :redface:

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 Post subject: Re: Just a 'little' riddle for today!
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Jen...I googled as well :redface: and thought your answers were funnier :lol:

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:clap: Great fun BGS...Thanks!!! :D

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