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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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At the eclipse of the moon, the lions pounced
Mrs Leopard appeared unannounced
Charlie Cheetah hung back in the shadows
He was watching the impala does
But far too late did he forward bounce

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Sir Squirrel whirled his gorgeous bushy tail
then he sat down to send an email
To whom no one will ever know
Perhaps it was his missus or perhaps his beau
Reply came back, "Mom is very frail"

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Bennie Monkey was eating a banana

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Bennie Monkey was eating a banana
While waving his yellow bandana
In the streaming wind from his motor bike
He missed Ellie who had decided to hitchhike
In the same combi as Bafana Bafana

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Poppy the pink porcupine
Has joined the local chorus line
Ellie popped over to see what is all the commotion
Wasn't long and he was doing the loco-motion
And going equally pink which looked quite divine

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Sweet and shy was paunchy gorilla
Adored by his wife Priscilla
They cuddled and hugged and pursed their lips
Priscilla did not want to share the pumpkin pips
She wanted that kiss to be a thriller!


The pesky little vervet monkey stole our sweets


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Sweet and shy was paunchy gorilla
Adored by his wife Priscilla
They cuddled and hugged and pursed their lips
Priscilla did not want to share the pumpkin pips
She wanted the kiss to be a thriller!


The pesky little vervet monkey stole our sweets


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The pesky little vervet monkey stole our sweets
And was ready to grab any other eats
When I chased him away
He would not obey
Thought it was one of the forum 'Meets and Greets'

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A giraffe at Orpen taking a dip
bending gracefully from the hip
Suddenly he heard a thunderous snap
Had he fallen into a gap?
No..he had trodden on his lip

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Granny monkey was telling the little ones stories

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Granny monkey was telling the little ones stories
telling them to relax they had no worries
But along came a spider a huge one too
He sneezed so hard..as he had the flu
Then he caught a lift on one of the Parks Board lorries!


Granny mouse was tidying up her house


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Once upon a time, there was a little rabbit
he was a little naughty, and couldn't kick the habit.
He kept on stealing hampers
from all the sleeping campers.
Even though he knew it was off limit.

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Granny mouse was tidying up her house
She found her long lost pink blouse
A missing button had to be found
Granny mouse turned round and round
But never thought of asking her spouse

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The Satara highwayman rides again

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The Satara highwayman rides again
he had to pass the Hyena den
Where mischief and thievery lay
This actually made his day
For he loved watching hyenas no matter where or when!


And the highwayman came riding, riding, riding...


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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And the highwayman came riding riding riding...
Abruptly he halted as this is where the lions were residing
He liked watching this pride
But decided to ride
Up to the old Inn door, where his friends were hiding


Mr Giraffe met Mrs Warthog


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Mr Giraffe met Mrs Warthog
They were going for a jog
down came the rain
Oh what a pain
As they both sunk slowly beneath the bog

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The sun burnt gold at the Brandwag gate
I was preparing to scramble up, but was waiting for my mate
Soon he arrived, draped in golden halo
Was this an angel, or just the sun's glow
All I knew was that I had a heavenly date

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