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Hi guys...

For those of you that have not joined the cricket in previous years there is a few small traditions that we developed.

One of these is the challenges or pledges...

So I thought this year since I won't be there I will start with some pledges...

1. If the yellow mankini appears I will personally give R100 toward the cricket. (Anyone else for this?)

2. The Thick Knee Cricketer challenge. (Basically one of the cricketers has to develop an injury other than being stiff... For Example - Bruise, carried of field on stretcher, struck in the nads by a fastball, running into the stumps and impaling oneself with a bad attempt at a Jonty Rhodes dive...) - If that happens I will also donate R50

If anyone feels like putting up another challenge / pledge feel free to place it here and I will add it... PM me if you like.

Since I am going to be wicket keeper, I might be betting on my own demise.

I started bikrum yoga last week, so when you see me I will be a lean, mean, batting machine

Bikrum yoga is 90 minutes of yoga in 40 degrees temperature at 60 percent humidity. It is mean.

Will back you with the yellow mankini with R50

And if any male forumite is daring enough to show himself in front of the webcam as a traditional SAN with bow i will add another R200.

Good yoga pose there.

Bert, does that extend to the angels?

Common Ladies and Gents!

We have so far:

The Thick Knee challenge. (Someone willing to put money on one of the forum cricket players getting "cracked")
The Yellow mankini challenge
The Bloomers challenge
The lioncloth challenge (thanks Bert ) Please define "loincloth" I have this bad image of Scipio or GerhardDb running around with a checkers / pick 'n pay plastic bag on their "loins"
The Darth Vader in the dunes Challenge ?? WTH??

Commoooon folks!!! It's for a real good cause! Lets see if we can make some money here

In one of the other forums, Tannie DB said she is trying to become as "Blonde" as one of our other Mods.. So why not help her with that....

I will donate R200 if tannie DB colour her hair bottle blond... especially for the cricket:D

Her quote:

It seems Martie is our first "Thick Knee" trust you can travel comfortably Martie

Not sure whether number of catches or drop catches to go for (personally) or runs or lack of runs.....will have to consider

What about a challenge for sixes and fours for our ladies team

I'll match this!

Gotto be the right colour blond tho and we want a good pic!

lioncloth being made out of textile
Not plastic
(Thanks Baffers for the warning. Can not trust those guys )

The thought is scary... Plastic or otherwise

First time in my life Im being called a "Thick Knee", but here we go...As Im now classified as a person in need and need help to get from my car to my chair and back again I will donate R150 per "carry" (Remember Im a lady so dont just throw me over your shoulder, Im very delicate!!) So R600 in total for the Friday and Saturay to carry me from the car to my chair and back ...then for fun and to not too be know...another R10 for every beer someone can bring to my chair...Please DB and others should not know about it, I have a secret mug...........I can only have 10 beers per day, so that is another R200 over the 2 days. Im not sure if we have "strong" enough men to carry my big body!!!

You are just AWESOME!!!