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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Dotty » Fri Feb 01, 2013 2:08 pm

An itchy warthog backed into his hole
And started acting just like a mole
That's 'cause his itch was itching
And his nose was twitching
'cos an itch you can't scratch makes a rigmarole
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby onewithnature » Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:03 am

Off went Billy the brown hyena to the barbers
whose shop was located under the arbours.
Billy had his whiskers trimmed and his hair cut
He was looking very handsome, but....
Who knows what strangeness a BH harbours?
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby onewithnature » Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:15 pm

Everywhere we looked, the rain poured in sheets
whilst in the UK it very often sleets
Global warming is changing what we know
in many places rivers overflow
And the world pulses to unusual beats
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TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby onewithnature » Tue Feb 05, 2013 12:52 am

A mayfly and a barfly
Got together and I asked why........
Life is so short
Lets open the Port
And drink the evening by
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TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Jazil » Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:37 pm

Said the pangolin to her husband, "You're a scaly one!"
His answer to this was, "At least I dont weigh a ton!"
"Now your're treading on thin ice" said she
"Never mentioning a lady's weight is always the key"
"Oh dear" said he, "It was just said in fun"

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby onewithnature » Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:19 am

The aardvark crept out in the middle of the night
he needed "to go" and he couldn't wait till light
He hunted around to find a good place
He looked and he looked but couldn't find space
So he did it on the verandah bright
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Delene D » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:42 pm

Rotundity is the state of being rounder
Not necessarily being over a two hundred pounder!
But Most rhinos and ellies are certainly rotund
Thats why they started the rhino and ellies fund
It's a fund that's needed and couldn't be sounder!

First they slaughtered the ellies and now it's rhinos

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Delene D » Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:38 pm

First they slaughtered the ellies and now it's rhinos
But there is much more money to be made at casinos
So tempt the poachers with status and wins
Then maybe rhinos will give us twins
And maybe pigs will fly and give birth to Dinos(aurs)


Long, long ago, before the big bang...

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby onewithnature » Fri Feb 22, 2013 4:46 am

Long, long ago, before the big bang...
Was nothing but space that did hang
There is a theory
interesting and not so dreary
That this was the birth of the yin and the yang
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Jazil » Sat Mar 02, 2013 7:44 am

If you hold hands and gaze at the stars
(In the evening you may just see Mars)
Or the intensely romantic full moon
Whereunder with your true love you may well swoon! :roll:
And sing softly to the sound of guitars.

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The full moon rose steadily over the trees.
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Hugh » Sat Mar 02, 2013 2:21 pm

The full moon rose steadily over the trees.
when the stalking ranger heard a poacher sneeze
"bless you" he whispered
and the rhino prospered
And the poachers fell to their knees

The cricket at KTP was going well
God couldn't be everywhere so he made Grandmas

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Dotty » Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:28 pm

The cricket at KTP was going well
donations for the auction were begining to swell
Sanparks wickets were flying
but they kept on trying
until all the wickets fell
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A dung beetle rolled a ball so big.....
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Delene D » Sun Mar 03, 2013 7:14 pm

A dung beetle rolled a ball so big.....
to bury it he had a huge hole to dig
But he grew tired, and so instead
Went off to read the GGGG thread
It was clear that when reading the forums of the dung ball he didn't care a fig!


Mrs beetle wondered whatever happened to their dungball...

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Delene D » Tue Mar 05, 2013 8:58 pm

Mrs beetle wondered whatever happened to their dungball...
She thought it was large but in fact it was very small
Junior had taken it out to play and rolled it under the tree
Along came baby rhino and broke it three
And the eggs scattered around and never hatched at all......


Once upon a time on a dark and stormy night...

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Hugh » Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:34 pm

Once upon a time on a dark and stormy night...
everyone just sat tight
lightening Flashed ,thunder rumbled
and made everyone feel rather humbled
and no one admitted they had a huge fright

Giraffe Kangaroo and bear were having tea
God couldn't be everywhere so he made Grandmas


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