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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Dotty » Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:54 pm

Time for a shower the lion thought
If I smell like this how can I her majesty court?
as he showered he sang......
But the dirt still did hang/His voice around the bathroom rang... OOPS!!!!
so a stronger deodorant he bought
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Billy baboon loved popcorn
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Delene D » Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:47 pm

Billy baboon loved popcorn
He ate it from dusk to dawn
He loved his missus, but to share he was torn
so she sprinkled it with crushed peppercorn
Billy ate it, tongue on fire, and was sorry he was born!


Popcorn, chewing gum, peanuts and bubblegum..
Berg en dal 13 - 17 August 2015
Satara 18 - 24 August 2015
Shingwedzi 25 -29 August 2015
Letaba 30 Aug - 05 Sept 2015
Skukuza 06 - 12 Sept 2015
Crocodile Bridge 13 - 20 Sept 2015
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby onewithnature » Sat Jan 19, 2013 11:24 pm

Popcorn, chewing gum, peanuts and bubblegum..
Are mostly not things for an animals tum
But, let's face it, grass is boring
and the urge for a snack can be quite alluring
So indulge, and avoid at all costs the humdrum
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby onewithnature » Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:31 am

The porcupine and the hedgehog
Sat up with a start! ..hoping they could race the warthog
warthog ran faster... the lion was after him...
racing past the church...he could hear the closing hymn...
But then he was swallowed by a passing fog
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby onewithnature » Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:42 am

Those often empty rivers were raging torrents
sadly for some it will be their death warrants
Happy were the crocs and hippos though
they just went deep in the turbulent flow
Ther crocs feasting on the helpless animals - how abhorrent!
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby onewithnature » Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:21 pm

The sun shone out over the still flooded valley
as the people began to rally,
Blankets, clothing and even some shoes
were lost in the muddy ooze
But help continued to pour forth without dally
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Delene D » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:26 pm

I wish the death penalty to all rhino killers
an emotive subject and a real tear spiller(s)
Can't believe humans can be so cruel
it is breaking every rule
Those who guard our rhinos in the community are real pillars!


Mrs Lion was carefully watching her cubs
Berg en dal 13 - 17 August 2015
Satara 18 - 24 August 2015
Shingwedzi 25 -29 August 2015
Letaba 30 Aug - 05 Sept 2015
Skukuza 06 - 12 Sept 2015
Crocodile Bridge 13 - 20 Sept 2015
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Trrp-trrrrrrrr » Sat Jan 26, 2013 4:34 pm

The squirrel was nibbling on stored nuts and seeds
which he has stolen from the bird table feeds...
this was short lived as the birds had other plans
They wrote a notice of "Squirrel Bans"Image"
Fur and feathers flying he dashed off at speed, into the reeds.

.........................

The Leopard retrieved his huge lunch
"Listen to the voice of nature, for it holds treasures for you."~ Native American (Huron) Proverb

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Hugh » Sat Jan 26, 2013 8:51 pm

The Leopard retrieved his huge lunch
Which next day turned into brunch
Although an eclipse was darkening the sky
All that was could be seen were shining eyes ..why oh why
In Darkeness He stepped on a log that went crunch

The honey badger was scratching in the bin
God couldn't be everywhere so he made Grandmas

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Hugh » Sun Jan 27, 2013 1:23 pm

The honey badger was scratching in the bin
Disgusted... he move on as there was only an empty tin
Used to fillet mignon and caviar
he had ideas above his station by far
Well is that really such a sin.


old mother hyena went to her cupboard
God couldn't be everywhere so he made Grandmas

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Hugh » Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:26 pm

old mother hyena went to her cupboard
almost empty! what could she afford?
Smelly old bones were her favourite you see
and just what she fancied for her tea,
She added gravy and just gnawed and gnawed

Simon the snake slithered along
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Delene D » Sun Jan 27, 2013 10:10 pm

Simon the snake slithered along
when he came across monkeys playing mahjong
They screeched and they hopped
as the tiles they swopped
Then snake slithered away, after all it had done nothing wrong!

Then Sally Snake slithered after Simon
Berg en dal 13 - 17 August 2015
Satara 18 - 24 August 2015
Shingwedzi 25 -29 August 2015
Letaba 30 Aug - 05 Sept 2015
Skukuza 06 - 12 Sept 2015
Crocodile Bridge 13 - 20 Sept 2015
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Delene D » Tue Jan 29, 2013 12:04 pm

Ecojunkie was chasing the ellies
They were after the marula berries
Ecojunkie belied her small shape
Marulas rained down on the ellies who had a lucky escape
With EJ chasing them their legs felt like jellies.


Looks like that marula tree causes trouble every year
Berg en dal 13 - 17 August 2015
Satara 18 - 24 August 2015
Shingwedzi 25 -29 August 2015
Letaba 30 Aug - 05 Sept 2015
Skukuza 06 - 12 Sept 2015
Crocodile Bridge 13 - 20 Sept 2015
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Hugh » Tue Jan 29, 2013 8:40 pm

Looks like that marula tree causes trouble every year
Ever so much more than a grape, an apple or a pear
The ellies find EJ throwing fruit very funny
Making EJ work overtime for her money
thats the problem she is an HR volunteer!!!

Its windy on Table Mountain tonight
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby onewithnature » Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:28 am

Its windy on Table Mountain tonight
The air has that Capetonian bite
We hope that nobody drops a "stompie" (cigarette butt)
Fires can be devastating and could kill the bokkie and burn the hut (please excuse my poetic license, Trrp)
So fires we must with all our might fight
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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