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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 7:45 pm 
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Mrs Lion got a terrible shock when she saw....
A sow in paw-to-paw combat with a boar
They went the full ten rounds
with roars. squeals, and other sounds
The sow won on a TKO and the boar went home with a broken jaw!



The storm clouds were building over Krugers north


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs Lion got a terrible shock when she saw....
A sow in paw-to-paw combat with a boar
They went the full ten rounds
with roars. squeals, and other sounds
The sow won on a TKO and the boar went home with a broken jaw!


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The storm clouds were building over Krugers north
They tumbled and rippled and issued forth

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The storm clouds were building over Krugers north
They tumbled and rippled and issued forth
Load thunder could be heard and flashes of lighting lit up the evening sky

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The storm clouds were building over Krugers north
They tumbled and rippled and issued forth
Load thunder could be heard and flashes of lighting lit up the evening sky
And all the animals were left wondering why...


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The storm clouds were building over Krugers north
They tumbled and rippled and issued forth
Load thunder could be heard and flashes of lighting lit up the evening sky
And all the animals were left wondering why...
Why rain can sometimes make your throat swell up as a matter of courthe. :twisted:

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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OWN. :clap: :clap: :clap: Poetic licence!!! Your turn to start!


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A sweet, but drunken, hedgehog
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He shrieked and squealed


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A sweet, but drunken, hedgehog
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He shrieked and squealed
As his trotters congealed

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A sweet, but drunken, hedgehog
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He shrieked and squealed
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and to walk home was more than a slog
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A vervet couldn't find his gamp

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A vervet couldn't find his gamp
So he sat in the rain and ate his samp

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A vervet couldn't find his gamp
So he sat in the rain and ate his samp
it became very soggy

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A vervet couldn't find his gamp
So he sat in the rain and ate his samp
it became very soggy
where he sat became very boggy :roll:


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