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Mrs Buff ran off in a huff
she ran until she was out of puff
Cause Mr Buff was having an affair

Mrs Buff ran off in a huff
she ran until she was out of puff
Cause Mr Buff was having an affair
she would give him what for, when she got there!!!!

Mrs Buff ran off in a huff
she ran until she was out of puff
Cause Mr Buff was having an affair
she would give him what for, when she got there!!!!
But he said with all her nagging enough was enough

The eland family were grazing quietly

The eland family were grazing quietly
Oblivious of danger approaching silently

The eland family were grazing quietly
Oblivious of danger approaching silently
Lions had an ambush planned

The eland family were grazing quietly
Oblivious of danger approaching silently
Lions had an ambush planned
But lions had just been recently canned

The eland family were grazing quietly
Oblivious of danger approaching silently
Lions had an ambush planned
But lions had just been recently canned
So the elands continued to graze politely

The cape Doctor was blowing with force

The cape Doctor was blowing with force
As it does this time of year, of course!

The cape Doctor was blowing with force
As it does this time of year, of course!
Toupes unheaded and voiceboxes hoarse

The cape Doctor was blowing with force
As it does this time of year, of course!
Toupes unheaded and voiceboxes hoarse
Takeway chinese spilling the sauce

The cape Doctor was blowing with force
As it does this time of year, of course!
Toupes unheaded and voiceboxes hoarse
Takeway chinese spilling the sauce
And telephone lines down they sent the codes in Morse!


Mrs Lion got a terrible shock when she saw....

Mrs Lion got a terrible shock when she saw....
A sow in paw-to-paw combat with a boar

Mrs Lion got a terrible shock when she saw....
A sow in paw-to-paw combat with a boar
They went the full ten rounds

Mrs Lion got a terrible shock when she saw....
A sow in paw-to-paw combat with a boar
They went the full ten rounds
with roars. squeals, and other sounds