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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 6:27 pm 
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Mrs Buff ran off in a huff
she ran until she was out of puff
Cause Mr Buff was having an affair

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs Buff ran off in a huff
she ran until she was out of puff
Cause Mr Buff was having an affair
she would give him what for, when she got there!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs Buff ran off in a huff
she ran until she was out of puff
Cause Mr Buff was having an affair
she would give him what for, when she got there!!!!
But he said with all her nagging enough was enough

The eland family were grazing quietly

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The eland family were grazing quietly
Oblivious of danger approaching silently

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The eland family were grazing quietly
Oblivious of danger approaching silently
Lions had an ambush planned

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The eland family were grazing quietly
Oblivious of danger approaching silently
Lions had an ambush planned
But lions had just been recently canned :cry:

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The eland family were grazing quietly
Oblivious of danger approaching silently
Lions had an ambush planned
But lions had just been recently canned
So the elands continued to graze politely

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The cape Doctor was blowing with force

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The cape Doctor was blowing with force
As it does this time of year, of course!


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The cape Doctor was blowing with force
As it does this time of year, of course!
Toupes unheaded and voiceboxes hoarse

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The cape Doctor was blowing with force
As it does this time of year, of course!
Toupes unheaded and voiceboxes hoarse
Takeway chinese spilling the sauce

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The cape Doctor was blowing with force
As it does this time of year, of course!
Toupes unheaded and voiceboxes hoarse
Takeway chinese spilling the sauce
And telephone lines down they sent the codes in Morse! :roll:


Mrs Lion got a terrible shock when she saw....


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs Lion got a terrible shock when she saw....
A sow in paw-to-paw combat with a boar

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs Lion got a terrible shock when she saw....
A sow in paw-to-paw combat with a boar
They went the full ten rounds


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs Lion got a terrible shock when she saw....
A sow in paw-to-paw combat with a boar
They went the full ten rounds
with roars. squeals, and other sounds

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