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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby onewithnature » Fri Dec 28, 2012 2:00 am

A Hadedah had been carol singing
The volume had everyone's ears ringing
"Aaah, Aaah, Aaah-De-Daah!"
"Laa, Laa, Laa-De- Daah!"
Which send all the little one's under bushes cringing
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Delene D » Sat Dec 29, 2012 6:13 pm

'Twas on a tranquil midnight clear
an Impala felt a shudder of fear
Someone was stalking in the shadows
Just beyond the scented meadows
Frightened, scared! The Impala ran so hard without changing gear!


It was a dark and stormy night!

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Trrp-trrrrrrrr » Sun Dec 30, 2012 2:19 pm

It was a dark and stormy night!
The moon was misty, the air did bite.
The animals hung around in clumps
from the smallest up to the effalumps
All waiting to see who would make the first move.

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Where has the year gone..old years eve is on our doorstep!
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Dotty » Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:37 pm

Where has the year gone..old years eve is on our doorstep!
The animals are so tired and hot they all feel felep (sp??)
Waiting for the rains...
And the gurgling champagnes
and to start 2013 with lots of pep
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Mrs Giraffe was taking down the decorations
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby grannyb » Sat Jan 05, 2013 4:30 pm

Mrs Giraffe was taking down the decorations
After days of celebrations
covered in dust, it made her sneeze
Just then along came a breeze
Which wasn't pleasant for visiting relations
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A cheetah came streaking past
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
Life is a coin, you can spend it anyway you wish, but you can only spend it once.

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby grannyb » Sat Jan 05, 2013 6:13 pm

A cheetah came streaking past
goodness me! he was travelling fast
He was starving and needed lunch
he han't had brekkie, so it might be brunch
The taste of impala was unsurpassed
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Mrs Buff ran off in a huff
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Hugh » Sat Jan 05, 2013 6:34 pm

Mrs Buff ran off in a huff
she ran until she was out of puff
Cause Mr Buff was having an affair
she would give him what for, when she got there!!!!
But he said with all her nagging enough was enough

The eland family were grazing quietly
God couldn't be everywhere so he made Grandmas

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Hugh » Sun Jan 06, 2013 7:44 am

The eland family were grazing quietly
Oblivious of danger approaching silently
Lions had an ambush planned
But lions had just been recently canned
So the elands continued to graze politely
God couldn't be everywhere so he made Grandmas

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Delene D » Mon Jan 07, 2013 7:45 pm

Mrs Lion got a terrible shock when she saw....
A sow in paw-to-paw combat with a boar
They went the full ten rounds
with roars. squeals, and other sounds
The sow won on a TKO and the boar went home with a broken jaw!



The storm clouds were building over Krugers north

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Dotty » Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:48 pm

A sweet, but drunken, hedgehog
tottered around and got stuck in a bog
He shrieked and squealed
As his trotters congealed
and to walk home was more than a slog
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A vervet couldn't find his gamp
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby onewithnature » Fri Jan 11, 2013 9:46 am

A vervet couldn't find his gamp
So he sat in the rain and ate his samp
it became very soggy
where he sat became very boggy
So he moved and had a revamp
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Dotty » Sat Jan 12, 2013 1:07 pm

Swiss cheese and a toblerone
My mouth is watering, my tummy's a-groan
I will steal it said the monkey
You wont like it said Donkey
but you can get indigestion tablets from a guy called Own
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A crocodile thought he saw.....
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Dotty » Sat Jan 12, 2013 3:19 pm

A crocodile thought he saw.....
A hippo with a broken jaw
He'd been in a fight
and didn't feel right
So he went to the Doctor who lived next door.
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Deep in the bush the eyes were watching
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Dotty » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:21 pm

In January the rains usually come
here it's snow which is bothersome
Too much cold and too little hot
With global warming the weather's gone to pot
and when it is cold, toes go numb!!!
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A penguin swam up the Sabie river
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Dotty » Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:36 pm

A penguin swam up the Sabie river
For once in his life he did not shiver
he took his soap... it felt like a bath!
Afterwards he plonked by the hearth
Thinking that for a penguin he was quite an achiever
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Time for a shower the lion thought
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