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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Okay, time to change that start to the limerick, as it seems not to be too appetising to the imagination. :hmz:

So, how about:

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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(Sorry folk I know its not limerick rules, but for the life of me I can't think of anything that rhymes with Persian or excursion except for version, and I dont know how to end on that word, :redface: )

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