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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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But wanted his grass for mahala (a South African word for "nothing")
but in the field were it grew they were holding a Gala

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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who sang at the top of his voice "LA-LALA"
But wanted his grass for mahala (a South African word for "nothing")
but in the field were it grew they were holding a Gala
With Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, Po, and Lala. :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Till the way was cleared by pioneers

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A Jackalberry had had no view for a thousand years
Till the way was cleared by pioneers
Now Jackalberry looks right over the Pioneer dam


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Now Jackalberry looks right over the Pioneer dam
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A Jackalberry had had no view for a thousand years
Till the way was cleared by pioneers
Now Jackalberry looks right over the Pioneer dam
Like a ewe would look at her newborn lamb
while people sit in its shade and sip their beers.





The cheetah was sitting figuring the distance


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The cheetah was sitting figuring the distance
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When all of a sudden a warthog came by


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The cheetah was sitting figuring the distance
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When all of a sudden a warthog came by
Cheetah said, "You're really such a selfish guy!"

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The cheetah was sitting figuring the distance
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When all of a sudden a warthog came by
Cheetah said, "You're really such a selfish guy!"
"When I try to catch you, you lead me on a merry dance!" :roll:



The leopard gazed out from under the leafy canopy


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