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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:15 pm 
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Can you say that an ant is `over the hill`?
Depends if he swallowed a senility pill!
He took one of those but now he's 'over the moon'


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:26 pm 
Can you say that an ant is `over the hill`?
Depends if he swallowed a senility pill!
He took one of those but now he's 'over the moon'
Thinking he is part of an ant cartoon


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Can you say that an ant is `over the hill`?
Depends if he swallowed a senility pill!
He took one of those but now he's 'over the moon'
Thinking he is part of an ant cartoon
So he found a box of biscuits and ate his fill.



I found a lot of ants swimming in my kettle


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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I found a lot of ants swimming in my kettle
and there they want permanently to settle


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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I found a lot of ants swimming in my kettle
and there they want permanently to settle
But I don`t want `em swimmign where I brew my tea


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I found a lot of ants swimming in my kettle
and there they want permanently to settle
But I don`t want `em swimming where I brew my tea
But I wonder if they might agree

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 9:39 pm 
I found a lot of ants swimming in my kettle
and there they want permanently to settle
But I don`t want `em swimming where I brew my tea
But I wonder if they might agree
I will try to persuade them with some very hot metal.

Johnny giraffe have a itchy toung


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Johnny giraffe has an itchy tongue
Which makes treatment difficult since he is so young
He could scratch it on accacia


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Johnny giraffe has an itchy tongue
Which makes treatment difficult since he is so young
He could scratch it on accacia
but nothing helped the poor fella


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Hark! what manner of man is this?
that he can't even give a good kiss?


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Hark! what manner of man is this?
that he can't even give a good kiss?
Maybe he is embarrased by his halitosis
Which has made him develop a severe neurosis


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Hark! what manner of man is this?
that he can't even give a good kiss?
Maybe he is embarrased by his halitosis
Which has made him develop a severe neurosis
And may drive him deeper into the abyss.

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