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This one's for Gwen only:

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I won a maths quiz, I won a maths quiz!


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Oh my. Gosh golly. You did! :lol: Well done!!!

Over to you for the next one... :twisted:

And now I need to go stir, or else I have to call the frying brigade! Just couldn't resist this one. :wink:


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Yes, well done, Gwen ! 8)

Now, care to demonstrate to all our readers how you arrived at that figure ? :twisted:

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Over to you for the next one... :twisted:


*cough* Johan, help!


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The answer

You'll need:
5,000-litre tank
4,000 litres of water
Crane
1-pound sedative
Soothing music
2 Aspirin (for you)

How to pack:

1. Fill your tank with 4,000 litres of water. Start yesterday.
2. Apply sedative. Take two Aspirin.
3. Hold it, hold it – carefully put in the tank; first start with the soothing music, followed by lifting with a large crane.
4. Now go relax in a hot bath before the forklift arrives.


What is the riddle?

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What is the riddle?


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Johan van Rensburg wrote:
<...>What is the riddle?

Don't tell me you're relocating a hippo? :?


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Jose, answering a riddle with a question wrote:
Don't tell me you're relocating a hippo?


One riddle at a time, dear.

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Jose, answering a riddle with a question wrote:
Don't tell me you're relocating a hippo?


One riddle at a time, dear.

:lol: Ok, fair enuff. Then my guess is: how to (attempt to) relocate a hippo!


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Jose wrote:
my guess is: how to (attempt to) relocate a hippo!


Just out of curiosity, Jose, why do you want to relocate a hippo, anyway?

WAIVER: I, Johan van Rensburg, in no way advocate moving a hippo or any animal without the express advice and consent of your local vet or zoo keeper.

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