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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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On the fourth day of Xmas, a gift of the gab
which, if you've got it, is very fab
Syllepsis, sybilance, and the occasional pun
Can raise a laugh from even the most staid nun

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On the fourth day of Xmas, a gift of the gab
which, if you've got it, is very fab
Syllepsis, sybilance, and the occasional pun
Can raise a laugh from even the most staid nun :clap:
Even if she's a Virgin, Ram, or Crab

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On the fifth day of Xmas, I booked out Skukuza

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On the fifth day of Xmas, I booked out Skukuza
To put on Kruger's version of Lollapalooza

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On the fifth day of Xmas, I booked out Skukuza
To put on Kruger's version of Lollapalooza :clap: :clap:
We sang with the Arctic Monkeys and Fishbone

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On the fifth day of Xmas, I booked out Skukuza
To put on Kruger's version of Lollapalooza
We sang with the Arctic Monkeys and Fishbone
And Zuma blew mightily on his trombone

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On the fifth day of Xmas, I booked out Skukuza
To put on Kruger's version of Lollapalooza
We sang with the Arctic Monkeys and Fishbone
And Zuma blew mightily on his trombone
With much jollification and lots of puza


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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You guys should publish a book. These nonsense rhymes are hilarious and provide me with a good laugh every morning.


On the sixth day of Xmas the goose took a gander


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On the sixth day of Xmas the goose took a gander
Saying, "how dare you and that duck philander!"

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On the sixth day of Xmas the goose took a gander
Saying, "how dare you and that duck philander!"
She stomped away in a huff


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On the sixth day of Xmas the goose took a gander
Saying, "how dare you and that duck philander!"
She stomped away in a huff
Her botoxed flesh beginning to slough

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Stampajane wrote:
You guys should publish a book. These nonsense rhymes are hilarious and provide me with a good laugh every morning.


It's definitely a highlight of my day too, and a lucky-packet of belly-laughs. I love your wit and skill too, Stampanjane. :popcorn: Now, where are those others who pop in from time to time; we need them to contribute more regularly too.

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On the sixth day of Xmas the goose took a gander
Saying, "how dare you and that duck philander!"
She stomped away in a huff
Her botoxed flesh beginning to slough
She was so out of breath she rested on the verandah. :shock:

On the seventh day of Xmas the partridge flew away


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On the seventh day of Xmas the partridge flew away
He didn't want to be lunch on Christmas Day


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On the seventh day of Xmas the partridge flew away
He didn't want to be lunch on Christmas Day
Roosting snugly in a pear tree

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