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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Nah OWN - he would probably have a laugh :big_eyes:

On the first day of Christmas the gift was a manky monkey
Better than a partridge in pear tree, or a donkey!
All wrapped with a bow in newspaper.
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On the first day of Christmas the gift was a manky monkey
Better than a partridge in pear tree, or a donkey!
All wrapped with a bow in newspaper.
It's mess needed to be cleaned up with a scraper :lol:
But, in terms of tradition, this was quite funky.

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On the second day of Xmas, the gift a Rubik's cube

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On the second day of Xmas, the gift a Rubik's cube
Surely you mean two,my dear - that`s quite a Christmas boob!


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On the second day of Xmas, the gift a Rubik's cube
Surely you mean two,my dear - that`s quite a Christmas boob! :lol: :clap: Gosh, welcome back, Scot.
"But two Rubiks cubed is eight." :?

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On the second day of Xmas, the gift a Rubik's cube
Surely you mean two,my dear - that`s quite a Christmas boob!
"But two Rubiks cubed is eight."
"However, let us not sublimate"

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On the second day of Xmas, the gift a Rubik's cube
Surely you mean two,my dear - that`s quite a Christmas boob!
"But two Rubiks cubed is eight."
"However, let us not sublimate" :clap:
"And root the Rubik to a Rube."

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On the third day of Xmas, a nonsense limerick

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On the third day of Xmas, a nonsense limerick
To see if everone can pick up the trick

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On the third day of Xmas, a nonsense limerick
To see if everone can pick up the trick
TP and OWN, the wordsmiths of note


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On the third day of Xmas, a nonsense limerick
To see if everone can pick up the trick
TP and OWN, the wordsmiths of note
and Stampajane not short of a quote

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On the third day of Xmas, a nonsense limerick
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All as smooth as a shave from a Schick

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On the fourth day of Xmas, a gift of the gab

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On the fourth day of Xmas, a gift of the gab
which, if you've got it, is very fab

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On the fourth day of Xmas, a gift of the gab
which, if you've got it, is very fab
Syllepsis, sybilance, and the occasional pun

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