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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 11:39 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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This laid back genet called Hubert
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He swaggered around
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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This laid back genet called Hubert
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He swaggered around
Keeping nose to the ground
And picking up lots of real dirt

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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On this beautiful sunny morning
A bright new day is dawning
Barry beetle was warming his wings

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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On this beautiful sunny morning
A bright new day is dawning
Barry beetle was warming his wings
While doing so he sings


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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On this beautiful sunny morning
A bright new day is dawning
Barry beetle was warming his wings
While doing so he sings
Then an elephant stood on him with no warning :shock:


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Percy the porcupine loved to rattle his quills
Before he did it he needed to take his pills
He gulped down those tablets


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Percy the porcupine loved to rattle his quills
Before he did it he needed to take his pills
He gulped down those tablets
Undid his corsets

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Percy the porcupine loved to rattle his quills
Before he did it he needed to take his pills
He gulped down those tablets
Undid his corsets
Releasing all of those spikey drills

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A hippo lay wallowing in the Sabie


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A hippo lay wallowing in the Sabie
When she got bit on the bottom by a yabbie

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A hippo lay wallowing in the Sabie
When she got bit on the bottom by a yabbie
She cried "what was that"

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A hippo lay wallowing in the Sabie
When she got bit on the bottom by a yabbie
She cried "what was that"
That nibbled my fat


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