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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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"Looks more like a wringer!"
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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"Tie one, tie two, tie three", said he

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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"Tie one, tie two, tie three", said he
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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"Tie one, tie two, tie three", said he
And promptly fell right over a tree
Thus ends this tale so (not) long


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The swimming swan slipped in the mud
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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