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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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There was a young woman from Shingwedzi
Who was known most fondly as Betsie
She ran the laundry
But was forever in a quandary
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The klippies were scanning the valley below

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In the distance a blubbery mass

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The klippies were scanning the valley below
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In the distance a blubbery mass
Turned out to be an overweight lass

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The klippies were scanning the valley below
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In the distance a blubbery mass
Turned out to be an overweight lass
And her equally overweight beau

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"I am the king" declared the flea
As he scoffed a very nice brie
But the brie was a mite too big
So he could'nt do his king gig
'Cos the cheese had bent his one knee

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"Slow down!" yelled the tortoise to the snail
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"If you get hit by one of those"
"You will be comatose"

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"Slow down!" yelled the tortoise to the snail
As they struggled through the hail
"If you get hit by one of those"
"You will be comatose" :clap:
"And move as slow as snail mail"

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