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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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To the gala trotted the duck
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but all he could locate
Was a pig for a date

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To the gala trotted the duck
Hoping to change his amatory luck
but all he could locate
Was a pig for a date
Which eventually made him upchuck!

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The pig was offended

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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To the gala trotted the duck
Hoping to change his amatory luck
but all he could locate
Was a pig for a date
Which eventually made him upchuck!


:clap: :clap: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The pig was offended -
He had been sadly misgendered :twisted:

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The pig was offended -
He had been sadly misgendered :clap:
Cause he was a she

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The pig was offended -
He had been sadly misgendered
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The pig was offended -
He had been sadly misgendered
Cause he was a she
And rather sad-ly
was constantly left unattended

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There once was a mopani worm named Stanley

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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There once was a mopani worm named Stanley
Who thought that to wriggle was unmanly


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There once was a mopani worm named Stanley
Who thought that to wriggle was unmanly
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There once was a mopani worm named Stanley
Who thought that to wriggle was unmanly
So instead, he stood tall
And tried not to fall
And now he is called "Manly Stanley"

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We once had a warthog called Pig
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We once had a warthog called Pig
Who knelt on her knees and would dig
For bulbs and for roots
And even smelly boots

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The pig was offended -
He had been sadly misgendered
Cause he was a she
And rather sad-ly
was constantly left unattended
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We once had a warthog called Pig
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For bulbs and for roots
And even smelly boots
For her nose, more than eyes, was too big.

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