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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Marie the monkey sits amongst the beans and peas
Stroking Maurice who was lying across her knees
Singing songs of love
About fires in the stove
Until Maurice let out an almighty sneeze

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The sneeze did Marie almost drown

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The sneeze did Marie almost drown
And turned the air a dirty shade of brown

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The sneeze did Marie almost drown
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Marie cursed and swore

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Marie cursed and swore
And turned crimson to her core

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The sneeze did Marie almost drown
And turned the air a dirty shade of brown
Marie cursed and swore
And turned crimson to her core
While Maurice just smiled at her like a clown

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Marie enlisted the help of a baboon named Bartholomew

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Marie enlisted the help of a baboon named Bartholomew
Who Maurice's eyes to him did glue

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Marie enlisted the help of a baboon named Bartholomew
Who Maurice's eyes to him did glue
His auburn hair shone in the sun ...


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