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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A traffic jam had sealed the road

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Gosh, this IS a pleasant surprise! TP, fantastic to see you back! :dance: :dance: :dance: -Hope you'll be staying a while :pray: , even though the Boks obliterated the less-in-form Aussies the other day. :twisted: :lol:


Hi mate, my blood still flows strongly with the green and gold - I follow the Boks and anyone that is going to smash the Aussies :twisted:

A traffic jam had sealed the road
Cause Hamish the hippo sat down to take of a load

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And Hamish was what you'd call morbidly obese

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A traffic jam had sealed the road
Cause Hamish the hippo sat down to take of a load
And Hamish was what you'd call morbidly obese
Lying down in repose and at peace

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A traffic jam had sealed the road
Cause Hamish the hippo sat down to take of a load
And Hamish was what you'd call morbidly obese
Lying down in repose and at peace :clap:
He made that spot his future abode.

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When the temperature in Kruger is in the Forties

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When the temperature in Kruger is in the Forties
It's too dang hot to do any naughties :twisted:

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When the temperature in Kruger is in the Forties
It's too dang hot to do any naughties :twisted:
Most people simply vegetate

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When the temperature in Kruger is in the Forties
It's too dang hot to do any naughties
Most people simply vegetate
Like the animals they attempt to emulate

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When the temperature in Kruger is in the Forties
It's too dang hot to do any naughties
Most people simply vegetate
Like the animals they attempt to emulate :lol: :clap:
The thin and tall and fat and shorties

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Looks like OWN has gone walk-about again! Yoo-hoo OWN ???


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Thanks for being patient, limericks mites. :redface: Actually, I went drive-about in Kruger and forgot to timeously inform you all. So let me get on with it and start the next limerick ...

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Gail Giraffe flirted with her lovely long lashes

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