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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 2:26 pm 
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Mrs Leopard was on her way to the market
She had the porshe but didn't know where to park it

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs Leopard was on her way to the market
She had the porshe but didn't know where to park it
the spaces were full

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs Leopard was on her way to the market
She had the porshe but didn't know where to park it
the spaces were full
And hubbie was talking bull

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs Leopard was on her way to the market
She had the porshe but didn't know where to park it
the spaces were full
And hubbie was talking bull
So she and the car nearly blew a gasket
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There was an impala called Lily

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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There was an impala called Lily
Who was jumping around acting silly


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Delene D wrote:
There was an impala called Lily
Who was jumping around acting silly

With a leap of some metres. [size=85(sorry, don't know how to copy and paste on tablet)][/size]

(tried to do this on my tablet - will have another go on computer)


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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There was an impala called Lily
Who was jumping around acting silly
With a leap of some metres
She balances on one toe and teeters


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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There was an impala called Lily
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She balances on one toe and teeters
and staggered around dizz----ily
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A Zebra and a wildebeest fell in love

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A Zebra and a wildebeest fell in love
"It's not right" cooed the turtle dove


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A Zebra and a wildebeest fell in love
"It's not right" cooed the turtle dove
but a wedding was planned

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A Zebra and a wildebeest fell in love
"It's not right" cooed the turtle dove
but a wedding was planned
the music was an ompaah band

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A Zebra and a wildebeest fell in love
"It's not right" cooed the turtle dove
but a wedding was planned
the music was an ompaah band
And the hoofed ones soared with the dove above

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Susie was a maverick snoek,
Who was good at avoiding a hook,


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