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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:44 am 
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Sad though that his odour came from the front :slap:

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Stinky Skunk was not real happy at being called a drunk
He was a clean living citizen with a lot of spunk
Sad though that his odour came from the front
Every time he made a deep grunt :slap:

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Stinky Skunk was not real happy at being called a drunk
He was a clean living citizen with a lot of spunk
Sad though that his odour came from the front
Every time he made a deep grunt
Which prevented him from being a mammalian hunk

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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He went to seek advice from Halitosis Harry

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He went to seek advice from Halitosis Harry
Who referred him to a dentist called Gary


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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He went to seek advice from Halitosis Harry
Who referred him to a dentist called Gary
From the stench, Gary passed out

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