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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A giraffe at Orpen taking a dip
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Suddenly he heard a thunderous snap
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A giraffe at Orpen taking a dip
bending gracefully from the hip
Suddenly he heard a thunderous snap
Had he fallen into a gap?

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A giraffe at Orpen taking a dip
bending gracefully from the hip
Suddenly he heard a thunderous snap
Had he fallen into a gap?
No..he had trodden on his lip

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Granny monkey was telling the little ones stories

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Granny monkey was telling the little ones stories
telling them to relax they had no worries


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Granny monkey was telling the little ones stories
telling them to relax they had no worries
But along came a spider a huge one too

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Granny monkey was telling the little ones stories
telling them to relax they had no worries
But along came a spider a huge one too
He sneezed so hard..as he had the flu

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Granny monkey was telling the little ones stories
telling them to relax they had no worries
But along came a spider a huge one too
He sneezed so hard..as he had the flu
Then he caught a lift on one of the Parks Board lorries!


Granny mouse was tidying up her house


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Once upon a time, there was a little rabbit
he was a little naughty, and couldn't kick the habit.
He kept on stealing hampers
from all the sleeping campers.

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Once upon a time, there was a little rabbit
he was a little naughty, and couldn't kick the habit.
He kept on stealing hampers
from all the sleeping campers.
Even though he knew it was off limit.

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Granny mouse was tidying up her house
She found her long lost pink blouse

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Granny mouse was tidying up her house
She found her long lost pink blouse
a missing button had to be found

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Granny mouse was tidying up her house
She found her long lost pink blouse
A missing button had to be found
Granny mouse turned round and round

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Granny mouse was tidying up her house
She found her long lost pink blouse
A missing button had to be found
Granny mouse turned round and round
But never thought of asking her spouse

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The Satara highwayman rides again
he had to pass the Hyena den

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The Satara highwayman rides again
he had to pass the Hyena den
Where mischief and thievery lay

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