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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Ellie encountered a strange sight and smell :roll:
He was sure it wasn't caramel :doh:
Mrs Giraffe came by spraying air freshener :redface:
It was a real tummy churner
But they still flirted down in the dell :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Sir Squirrel whirled his gorgeous bushy tail
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Perhaps it was his missus or perhaps his beau
Reply came back, "Mom is very frail"

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Bennie Monkey was eating a banana
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He missed Ellie who had decided to hitchhike

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Bennie Monkey was eating a banana
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In the streaming wind from his motor bike
He missed Ellie who had decided to hitchhike
In the same combi as Bafana Bafana

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Dogbert the dragonfly saw a faint light

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Dogbert the dragonfly saw a faint light
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Dogbert the dragonfly saw a faint light
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It fluttered and it flirted

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Dogbert the dragonfly saw a faint light
down at the pond in the very dead of night!
It fluttered and it flirted
Until his wings hurt(ed) :wink: :redface:


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Wot? My rhyming friends lost their tongues??


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