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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Milly the mongoose met her match
Inviting Sally the squirrel to a rematch
They scratched and bit and fur flew around

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Milly the mongoose met her match
Inviting Sally the squirrel to a rematch
They scratched and bit and fur flew around
But Sally stood her ground

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Milly the mongoose met her match
Inviting Sally the squirrel to a rematch
They scratched and bit and fur flew around
But Sally stood her ground
and Milly had to find an escape hatch
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Henry hippo had a hangover

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And laughing at him was a blacksmith lapwing, I mean plover!


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Henry hippo had a hangover
And laughing at him was a blacksmith lapwing, I mean plover!
The plover said "Henry, that is no grunt..you are wheezing"

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Henry hippo had a hangover
And laughing at him was a blacksmith lapwing, I mean plover!
The plover said "Henry, that is no grunt..you are wheezing"
Henry replied "No little plover, I am just teasing"

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Henry hippo had a hangover
And laughing at him was a blacksmith lapwing, I mean plover!
The plover said "Henry, that is no grunt..you are wheezing"
Henry replied "No little plover, I am just teasing"
But alas he still tripped over a four leaf clover.

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Bennie the lion cub was in the tree

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Bennie the lion cub was in the tree
hiding behind a leaf saying "you can't see me!"

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Bennie the lion cub was in the tree
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Trouble was, Bennie could not get down

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Bennie the lion cub was in the tree
Hiding behind a leaf saying "you can't see me!"
Trouble was, Bennie could not get down
And his Mum was not there, she had gone to town

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Bennie the lion cub was in the tree
Hiding behind a leaf saying "you can't see me!"
Trouble was, Bennie could not get down
And his Mum was not there, she had gone to town
Bennie wished he'd joined her on her shopping spree
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The buff enjoying his mud bath

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The buff enjoying his mud bath
found he was under a noisy flight path

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The buff enjoying his mud bath
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He'd never seen birds like these before

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